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Ode to Harris Famous Roach Tablets
If you have a clean house you will have clean roaches
-old saying
I have no pity for the perfidious roach
Who invades my house for crumbs to poach
And spaces behind cabinets in which to encroach
So if this creature presumes to approach
Your hygienic boundaries foully to broach -
Harris Famous Roach Tablets are beyond reproach!
(I have no connection with the nice folks who make Harris Famous Roach Tablets. In my experience the product works as advertised against certain nasty insects and so may be dangerous to influencers, politicians, and motivational speakers.)
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