Lawrence Hall, HSG
Dispatches
for the Colonial Office
Shrifts, All Sizes
One hears of someone getting
a short shrift, of course
But where does he get a
shrift? At Amazon?
And are there any long
shrifts available,
Fashioned in Sri Lanka or Honduras?
I have never felt the need
for a shrift
Pajamas are just fine for me,
thank you
But if I had one it would need
to be
A long shrift, please, since I
am rather tall
On the subject of shrifts
I don’t mean to be a bother
or a bore
But can I buy one cheap at
the local shrift store?
