Sunday, July 26, 2026

An Existential Bus Ride on the Periphery of Heaven - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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An Existential Bus Ride on the Periphery of Heaven

 

 

Tell me, what is it you plan to do

With your one wild and precious bus ticket?

 

-As Mary Oliver did not say in “The Summer Day”

 

 

Is this the right bus? Where are you going?

 

I boarded the bus outside Balboa Park

With Tolkien and Lewis smoking their pipes

 

Missed a stop along University Boulevard

Because I was listening to Pasternak

 

Got off the bus at Horton Plaza (there was no Hoo)

Because McKuen wanted to roam the rainy streets

 

Boarded again a few hours later, but

Spenser refused to sit next to a Catholic

 

I told him I really enjoyed The Faerie Queene anyway

He thanked me and autographed my death sentence

 

McMurtry said, “This ain’t Texas, you know;

You can’t even see Texas from the back of the bus”

 

Frankl replied, “But there is meaning in a bus”

De Chardin suggested that all bus-ness is coming together

 

Yevtushenko declared that the bus was all about him

Eliot thought there might not be a bus at all

 

My ticket ran out at Mission Beach, and so did I

Outside a bikini shop where the loungers ask

 

Not about the meaning of life, but rather

“Spare change? Spare change?”

When You and Your Server are from Different Centuries - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

When You and Your Server are from Different Centuries

 

 

Diner: Coffee with sugar and cream. What’s your major?

 

Server: Finance. I plan to be a CPA.

 

Diner: That’s wonderful! I have trouble balancing my checkbook.

 

Server: Fresh coffee coming right up. What’s a checkbook?

Sitting by an Escape Hatch During the funeral - poem (of a sort...)

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

Sitting by an Escape Hatch During the Funeral

 

 

                                                        “The dead without charity enclosed in craziness”

 

-As Henry V did not say

 

 

“Now let’s all take turns sharing our favorite memories of Daddy”

 

Y’all don’t know me but I’m his wife and I don’t drank and y’all know I don’t approve of drankin’ and I was married to somebody else when we met and he asked me for my phone number and I gave him a disconnected one but he wouldn’t give up and he asked my uncle for my number and my uncle asked my daddy and he said it was okay and I said I ain’t interested in you I’m married to the love of my life we was separated but I had them kids and he had his kids and Jesus knows the way and so we got married for forty seven years when we got married we had both been married so we asked if we was going to live just as brother and sister because of the kids and Lord knows we tried but Jesus knows the way and after a month we was really together and we was married forty-seven years and there’s a hell of an angel in heaven now yessir a hell of an angel in Heaven tonight and if anyone don’t like how I say it you know what you can do about it cause he was the best man ever and Jesus wanted us together…

 

 

And that is why you should sit in the back

By the door, ready to escape

Saturday, July 25, 2026

A Black-Tie Dinner in Pandaemonium - White House Correspondents' Dinner

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

 

A Black-Tie Dinner in Pandaemonium

 

 

                                             A dismal universal hiss, the sound

                                             Of public scorn

 

-Paradise Lost, Book IX.508-509

 

 

Submissive and obedient they came to sup

With weak applause for their glowering chief

(Whose courtiers listed those who did not show up)

Each quivered in fear like a trembling leaf

For a Friend on His Pilgrimage - a poor attempt at a senryu

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

An attempt at a senryu and an allusion to Basho


For a Friend on His Pilgrimage

 

As you walk your path

Your Narrow Road to the North

May you find Heiwa

Sunday, July 19, 2026

Schrodinger's Constitution - poem

Lawrence Hall

mhall46184@aol.com

 

Schrodinger’s Constitution

 

US military launches new airstrikes to 'punish' Iran for deaths of US troops | AP News

 

We cannot know how many of our young,

Our soldiers young, were killed today because

Our president’s words are ashes and lies

Blown about in the desert’s desolation

 

That mad old man plays with his golden trinkets

While his Secretary for Blood fondles testosterone

Around a reflecting pool that reflects little more

Than immigration officers shooting people in the streets

 

Benjamin Franklin warned us, “A republic - if you can keep it” –

 

God forgive us; we did not keep it

Saturday, July 18, 2026

A Back-to-School Shopping Fantasy - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

A Back-to-School Shopping Fantasy

 

Dialogue Log Log Between Two High School Students

 

 

“From my summer job I saved and searched and bought

This Keuffel & Esser 4081-3 Log Log Duplex Decitrig Slide Rule -

Now I control the numbers, touch the numbers

Bend the numbers to my purposes; numbers mind me”

 

“That is so old school!” He chewing-gummed in scorn

          In adolescent scorn

“All I need is a calculator from Shanghai

It tells me what it wants me to know

And, hey, check out my new autograph sneakers!”

 

Ten Years Later

 

When she bid the engineering for the next Airbus

She did not hire him

An Existential Bus Ride on the Periphery of Heaven - poem

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