Saturday, June 20, 2026

A Memorandum of Understanding for Dead Children - short poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

 

A Memorandum of Understanding

 

And a Contemplation of the FIFA Peace Prize

 

 

The tiny hands of schoolchildren on fire

The tiny hands of schoolchildren sobbing for life

The old men on both sides claiming victory

Over

The ashes of schoolchildren at Shajareh Tayyebeh

The Great Riding Lawnmower Chase - rhyming doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

The Great Riding Lawnmower Chase


A Song of My People

 

In the dust beside the highway

Wide ol’ Texas four-lane highway

Ran a fat man in his anger

In his white shorts, in his anger

 

To another man just like him

Mower-mounted on a lawn

On a John Deere painted green

But this was not a peaceful scene

 

Like angry Pillsbury Doughboys

Or like dropouts from a Sumo school

They grappled in the roadside dust

In fleshy fury (not in lust)

 

The mower-man finally thought it best

To steer his steed into the west

Across the highway, a running fight

Dodging traffic in the morning light

 

The foot-man circled, the mower-man turned

The shrieking brakes of a big truck burned

Combat resumed in the turning lane

Beeps and honks again and again

 

I never saw the end of this chase

Who won the day, who won the race

Of if by the beginning of the next day’s dawn

Someone had finished mowing that lawn

 

In this I played with the Longfellow / Hiawatha meter, which is far more appropriate for serious long poetry, not a short frivolity. Longfellow sent me a note from the beyond advising me not to do this again.

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Mister, Are You Saved? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

Mister, Are You Saved?

 

She patrolled the sidewalk and yelled at pedestrians:

“You sinners! You’re all a bunch of HELL-ions!”

 

I couldn’t escape her, so I smiled and waved

“Mister!” she yelled, “Do you think you’re saved!”

 

“No,” I replied (might as well be specific)

“Oh,” she said, “Then you’re a Catholic.”

 

I still have her tract, somewhere around here loose

Assuring me

                    that the Rosary

                                             is actually Satan’s noose

 

May God bless and protect street evangelists; as for Hegseth and his Reichskirche, well, they can go (bless) themselves.

Primrose-Cat and the Circle of Lunch - couplet

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

Primrose-Cat and the Circle of Lunch

 

Primrose is afraid of bluejays, and wisely so

She enjoys dining on the occasional cardinal, though!

Letters of Transit - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

Letters of Transit

 

Thanks to an idea from Omni and friends,

“Humphrey Bogart Blues,” Hello Poetry

 

There are always distracting macguffins in life:

A missing cufflink, Chekhov’s rifle, Tintern Abbey

An anonymous message torn in half

Letters of transit signed by General Weygand

 

But better are the letters of transit she writes:

Coded soul-maps in her sighs

Secret signals in her eyes

Her dreams revealed as this surprise -


The only true letter of transit is

Her love

Monday, June 15, 2026

A Three-Part Educational Case Study - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

A Three-Part Educational Case Study

 

1.

 

I noted that he was ambidextrous

“You can’t call me that; I’m straight!

I’m gonna tell my daddy what you said!”

 

II.

 

At graduation he asked me to help him with his tie

A manly handshake; we wished each other well

He disappeared among the cheap plastic gowns

 

III.

 

Before he was thirty he died of a heart attack

 

A Celebration of Freedom and Our Flag - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

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A Celebration of Freedom and Our Flag – Gramps’ Champs

 

 

“’Cause the flag still stands for freedom”

 

-Lee Greenwood

 

 

Will the Flag Day bloodfest hosted by Gramps

In the name of freedom, with MMA champs

Be broadcast to America’s

 

                                     concentration camps?

A Memorandum of Understanding for Dead Children - short poem

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