Lawrence
Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
The Problems with Self-Publishing
The problems
with self-publishing are self-publishers:
“Everyone
just loves my book; tell me what you think
It’s about my
cousin who was a Navy SEAL
And then
became a millionaire and then a priest
“He saved the
nation from nuclear warfare
In a mission
so classified that we can’t talk about it
(But he told me
all about it, of course)
And then he saved souls and counseled popes
“My book is
inspired by the Holy Spirit
So read it
tonight and tell me what you think”
