Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Ode to a Monitor Lizard
I
saw a picture of a monitor lizard
Its
skin is scaley and its tongue is scissored
I’d back
away from that wrinkly old wizard -
I
don’t want to be ground up in its gizzard!
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Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Ode to a Monitor Lizard
I
saw a picture of a monitor lizard
Its
skin is scaley and its tongue is scissored
I’d back
away from that wrinkly old wizard -
I
don’t want to be ground up in its gizzard!
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