Lawrence Hall, HSG
Camouflage Caps for Good Comrades
The Presidency Really is For Sale
No bibles with the words of Roosevelt in red
Cleveland was above merchandising (perhaps)
There was never a Kennedy bobblehead
Lincoln never peddled tatty baseball caps
But now:
A Trumpy sippy-cup sounds about right
Let’s pray with autographed J.D. rosaries
Uncle Fester as G. I. Joe ready to fight
And personalized Kamala wind-up teethies
A rueful conclusion:
Few remember when our Presidency
Was a public trust of grace and dignity
