Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the
Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine
– A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Indicted
For the Treasonous Positioning of Seashells
Be careful, child, if you go down
to the beach today
You’re a serious threat with your
pail and spade
The Secret Service might come and
drag you away
To their Star Chamber court where
charges are laid
Your Minnie Mouse goggles make
you look like a spy
Hiding torpedoes in your Little
Mermaid float
You might be taken down by the
F.B.I.
So all your fellow Commies had
better take note
Thus for your freedom’s sake,
don’t touch a pebble!
Lest you be imprisoned as a
murderous rebel
