Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Just Making Fun of
the U.K. Daily Mail Again:
If It’s on The
InterGossip it Must be True
At all costs much the gift that keeps on giving
much now let’s see there was this little German man with the moustache now what
was his name oh yeah much oh wait much breaks cover much everyone is saying
jaw-dropping much I’m a professional this is what you need to know much what
REALLY happened much is strong in this one much game changer much secret nazi
gold train found much Amelia Earhart found much Jimmy Hoffa’s false teeth found
much Gilligan’s Island is a secret Chinese army base much Elvis’ secret diary found much Marilyn Monroe
and Walt Disney’s secret affair much the secret cure doctors don’t want you to
know much apocalyptic glamour much chilling much shock scandal much stuns Wall
Street much iconic much absolutely shocked trans nepo baby much dictator’s
playbook much outrage fake alarm shock bombshell worst dressed much Meghan
& Harry much packs on the PDA hellhole much gender reveal steamy toned abs
much breaks silence much oh wait much firebrand much game changer there I fixed
it for you much pot meet kettle much stay in your lane much across the pond
much lives rent-free in his head much potentially much just sayin’ much? powder
keg much ticking time bomb much cue the whatever in 3…2…1…much iconic much biblical
proportions much LOL much books banned from the Bible rediscovered much secrets
of Alcatraz rediscovered much Russia’s amber room rediscovered much OMG! much ptsd
much jaw dropping jaw dropping jaw dropping jaw dropping jaw dropping much much
much
