Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
A Complimentary Tote
How very nice of you to check me out
Of all the things you could have bought today
You purchased a tote, which shows your good sense
And you picked me, which shows your good taste
Those are some great shoes you’re wearing
And your watch is a study in elegance
Proper dress is all about the accessories
I’m proud to be seen with such a classy lady
Wait – diapers? I gotta carry dirty diapers!?
And those dirty baby-bottom wipers!?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
