Lawrence Hall, HSG
Dock Workers’ Strike – BUY TOILET PAPER!
WE ARE AMERICANS!
Whenever threatened by
enemies furry or domestic
By hurricanes, tornadoes,
earthquakes, storms
By shortages of food, water,
and electric power
By aliens stalking us and
eating our cats
By famine, fire,
dispossession, revolution
WE BUY TOILET PAPER! WE ARE
AMERICANS!
We are armed with our AK-16s
and AR – 47s
Uniformed in our Wal-Mart
camo from China
Size 89XXXXL-Lard-ass
And we will by God stand
together as ONE -
And fight each other to the
death for toilet paper!
Oh, and do you know Jesus?
