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Saturday, August 23, 2025

When Alliteration and Peter Piper Go Bad - Nonsense

Lawrence Hall

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When Alliteration Goes Bad

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Lawrence Hall, HSG: United States; Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.

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About a Question Pontius Pilatus asks of Himself
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Algebra is not in the Bible
All of Us Look for Magic in Our Books
All the Cool Kids are Genocidal This Year
All the News That's Fit to Beam Me Up Scotty
Alligator Alcatraz
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Amanda Holmes
America Inspires the Free World
America's Concentration Camps
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An English Major Screaming at a Wall Clock
An Excerpt from Kubla Don
An Exercise in Alliteration Cut Short by the August Heat
An Existential Bus Ride on the Periphery of Heaven
An Hour in Which Nothing Much Happened
An Old G. I. Belt Buckle
An Old Man in the Hardware Store Considers Autumn
An Unhappy O Henry Ending
Anais Vionet
And in the Darkness Bind Them
and Sneer of Cold Command”
And the Earth Will Give Up Its Old Fence Wire
And This the Happy Morn
And Why is There a Police Car in Your Driveway
Angela Lansbury
Anglophone
Another Argument Against the Death Penalty
Another Curious Thing About Death
Anthony's Pilgrimage in Nunavut
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Antibiotic Go Round
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Appropriation of Middle-Earth by the Right
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Are We All Prisoners of War? Lawrence Hall
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Area 52
Armistice Day / Remembrance Day / Veterans' Day
Armored Golf Cart
Arnold Raced Out the Door
As You Sometimes Remind Me
Assembling a Metal Lawn Chair with Great Care and a Ball-Peen Hammer
At Mass the Young Again are Crowned with Mantillas
At Rao's Bakery Coffee Croissants Children and the Constitution
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Atheist Chaplains Forging Mixed Metaphors
Audi Murphy
Authority Over Everything on the Earth
Avon Man and the Mystery of His First-Best Bed
Awkward Adolescent Verse
Baby Ben
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Barefooting' Among Watermelons on a Summer Afternoon
Basal Cell Carcinoma
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Batter Our Hearts
Battle Stations Aboard the Bismarck
Beatles' Yellow Submarine
Because They are Young
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Before Me Sits Pablo Neruda
Being a 'Possum Must be Rough
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Blue Moon and a Spooky Old Tree
Blue Origin
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Boeing 707
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Bombs All Sizes
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Boris Pasternak
Breaking News Shots Not Fired
Bring Me the Head of Peter Rabbit
British Army Knife
British Army Pocket Knife
Broccoli
Broccoli on the Primary Ballot
Broderick Crawford
Browsing the Poetry Titles in the Book Store
Burton Raffel
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Camp Pendleton
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Can You Describe This?
Cancelling the InterGossip Service
Candy-Colored Canes in the Waiting Room
Cardinal Dolan
Cardinal Dolan Kisses King Herod's (Hands)
Carl Sandburg
Cataract Surgery poem
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Cats Creep in on Measurable Meter
Censorship in Florida
Cesar Chavez
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Childhood Violence
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Children's Questions about God
Chipotle Mexican Grill - A Very Brief Review
Choose You This Day Whom You Will Serve
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Cleaning a Metaphorical Rifle
Cold Comfort Farm
Colin Cloute on the First of January
Coloring Outside the Lines
Columbia University Anti-Semitism
Columbo
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Comparing our Secret Service with Barney Fife in Inappropriate
Conoco Complaint
Contractor's Pencil
Covid Test
Cranky Old Aunt Robert
Crawfish are not in the Bible
Creation Sings Hatikvah
Criminally Made Algae
Cross of Saint George
Crystal Greenberg
Cuddled up with Cold Medicine and a Warm Dachshund
Cups and Jugs and Kettles and Beds
Curbside Voting or Maybe Not
Dag Hammarskjold
Dag Hammarskjold Negotiates with Himself and with God
Dancing Girl
Darran Anderson
Darwinianism Stalks the Suburbs
Dave Adamson
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Dawn Across the Planet
de Chardin
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Dead School Children
Death Comes for the Cardinal
Death Falls Apart in White
Delaney Hall in New Jersey is not my Cousin
Dentistry and Dogs
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Desiccated Corpse of a Frog Under my Subaru
Did Civilians Write Poetry Back in the Day?
Did Saloons Really Have Those Swinging Doors?
Did You Enjoy Your Christmas?
Dignified Transfer
Disturbances in Church
Do Dogs Have Souls?
Do Dreams Fade Away at Dawn? Or Do We?
Do I.C.E. Waiting Rooms Feature Coffee Machines and Kitsch?
Do Not Cut With Sharp Objects
DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF THE TRANSPARENT DESTRUCTION!
Do Vladimir Putin and His Office Staff Play Secret Santa?
Doctors' Offices
Doggie-Kisses
Dogs
Don't Phone Your Mom
Doomsday Clock
Dover Air Force Base
Draft Beer Not Students
Dragon in July
Dragons for Your New Year
Draining the Blood of Humans at Twilight
Driving Home After Work: “Thus Spake Zarathustra” on the Radio
Drones over New Jersey
Dropping Stuff at Midnight for the Gregorian New Year
Drudge Report
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Du Mu
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Dump Metaphors into the Mixmaster and Stir-Whir-into-a-Blur
Dust Devils
Dust Devils on a Sunday Morning in August
Each Kiss is a Distraction
Earl Grey Tea
Easter Monday
Easter Monday Did Anyone Think to Roll the Stone Back into Place?
Easter Poems
Eating Biblically
Eating Biblically 2
Eating Biblically 3
Eating Biblically 4
Eight Lamps to Give Us Light
Election Night 2024 Dry Bones
Elie Wiesel
Elijah Under the Broom Tree
Elon Musk Invites Us Down for Chips and Dip
End Stops Employed as Arguments
Endsville
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Entropy
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Epiphany Moved and Improved - The Magi Must Re-Schedule Their Arrival Time
Epstein Files
Ernest Tubb
Ethan Crumbley's "Help Me"
Everyone Has a Dream
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Evil is Afraid of You
Exit the Hurricane
Exposition Kills Poetry
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Failure to Respect Our War Dead
Falling Into Truth
Father Jacques Hamel
FBI Burn-Bags
Feeding the Squirrels and Birds at Dawn
Field Medical Service School
FIFA Peace Prize
Fire Ants Devouring the Corpses of Unhatched Wasps
Firefighters
First Catch Your Cookbook
Flight 5342
Flu Jabs at the Supermarket with Rotisserie Chicken and Anaphylactic Shock
For a Friend on His Pilgrimage
For a Texas Ranger Upon His Retirement
For Bob Newhart of Happy Memory
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For English Pick Up the Anglophone
For my Mother's Funeral
For Our Mothers on Christmas Eve
For Those Who Long for the President’s Firing Squads
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Ford vs Chevy
Forgive Me for not Writing Yesterday
Formerly Twitter
Forming a Committee Around a Car That Wouldn’t Start
Fort Knox
Fort Worth Modern Art Museum
Forty Guns to Apache Pass
Four Fresh Limes
Fowler's Modern English Usage
From Shakespeare My Spirit is Thine the Better Part of Me
From the Saint Crispin's Day Speech According to the State of Texas
Front Toward Enemy
Funeral Customs
funktionshaftling
Gandhi Churchill and Shakespeare Wrote a New Year’s Resolution (I Mean Like I Read it Somewhere Okay?)
Garage Sale
Garage-Sale Rolodex for Seventy-Five Cents
Gardening
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Garish On-Your-Face In-Your-Face Makeup at Twenty Paces
Gen X Gen Y Gen Z and Boomer Tea
Generation Gap
Ghosted
Git Along Little Dogies
Give a Man a Fish or a Bucket Truck
Go Ask Your Father
God in the Hands of Angry Sinners
God's Wounds
Going to Concrete Floor Space Hungry
Gold Shovel Poems
Good Jobs in the Real World
Goodwill is my Bond Street
Goodwill is my Couturier
Goslings and Quislings
Grace and a Wheelchair
Gradations of War
Graduation Speech Soup
Grandmama's Methodist Bible
Graveside Service on a Blustery Day
Groovin' on Graveyards
Grooving in Area 52
Groveton Texas
Guarding Borders Against Criminals
Hallowed be Thy App
Hands without a Watch
Hanukkah is a Light That Always Gets In
Happy Young Lives Rich with Promise
Has Anyone Counted all the Senators Today?
Has the Gold Been Stolen from Fort Knox?
He Could Have Bench-Pressed a Honda
He Simply Won't Do
He Took a Photograph of an Unauthorized Number!
He was a Cute Little Boy
Hearts and Minds and Books Open to the Autumn Air
Hebo Ogden Hall
Hecho en Chine
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Hello You
Henry V
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Heroes
High-Pressure Dome in a Coffee Cup
Highway Patrol TV Show
His Check Engine Light is On
His Sacred Majesty
Hobbit Day
How Big is Our Universe?
How is Your Adventure So Far?
How Many Languages of Happiness Do You Speak?
How Many Moons Can You See?
How Old Are You?
How to Review a War Movie Without Saying Anything
Hugh Haughton
huh?)
Humans They're What's for Dinner!
hummingbirds
Hurricane Harvey 2017
Hurricane Outer Bands and Inner Thoughts
Hurricane Track Attack Forth and Back
Huston Diehl
I Admire You
I am a Ptolemaic
I am not God
I Am Spartacus! (Okay
I Believe in Love NOW STAY AWAY
I Caught the Sun
I Had a Flat Tire Along the Silk Road
I Have the Epstein Files
I Hear America Whining
I Met a Man in Saint Elizabeth's Hospital Parking Lot
I Miss Kosher Sam's
I Pray You Remember the Porter a poem about a semi-retirement
I Wandered Lonely as the Recent Hello Poetry Site Update
I Will Not Compare You to a Summer's Day
I Will Not Watch X
I.C.E. Detention Centers
I'll Be Away from My Desk for a Few Days
I'm Gonna Tell Santa Claus on You!
I’m Proud of My Childless Cat Lady Daughter
Icon as a metaphor - stop it!
If a Book Could Take Just One Human to a Desert Island
If a Senryu Goes Bad
If Everyone is Thinking Alike We Could Be Correct
If Li-Po Were my Houseguest
If Mr. Vance Says You Ate Someone’s Pet Cat Then Obviously You Ate Someone’s Pet Cat
If My Daughter Had Been Present at the Last Supper
If Taylor Swift Were Your Principal
If This Were Your Real Life You Would Have Been Given Better Instructions
If We are a School of Poetry Then When is Recess?
If We Have to Evacuate Tonight
Imagine There's No "Imagine"
In Memoriam - Ayden Rose
In Monastic Solitude
In the Foggy Dawn a Hawk on a Fencepost
Indicted for the Treasonous Positioning of Seashells
Inertia and it's all Your Fault
IPhone
Is Life an Open Road or a Blind Alley?
Is Lonesome Dove a Sacred Text?
Is That IPhone Surgically Attached to You?
Is There a Board of Peace for Minnesota?
Is There a Thai Army Knife?
Is There No Sulky Gas?
Is Your Life No More than a Login Code?
It became Necessary to Destroy the Constitution to Save it
It Doesn't Matter if You Write a Good Poem
It Looks Like You are Using an Ad Blocker
It Wasn't the Fourth of July
It's All Anne Frank's Fault
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ALL OVER EUROPE AND OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S THE JEWISH SPACE LASERS!
J Alfred Prufrock and the Giant Peach
James Fishback
January - Soup and Peace for All
Jesus and a Reference to Fowler's Modern English Usage
Jim Croce and a Rainy Morning
John Donne
Jonathan Edwards
Just Making Fun of the U. K. Daily Mail Again
Kafka
Kafka and the Self-Service Checkout Kiosk
Kapo
Keuffel and Esser
Keyboard Warriors
Khalil Gibran
Kiev
Kievan Rus
Kimbell Art Museum Fort Worth
Kind Hearts are More Than Coronets
Kirbyville Automotive and a Roman Philosopher
Kiss-Cam
Kissing in the Trump-Time
Kosher Sam's San Diego
Kreeft Tolkien Dostoyevsky and a Driveway Alarm
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem's Deportation Flight
La Salette
Ladies and Gentlemen The Beetles!
Lady Macbeth
Lady Macbeth and a Luna Moth
Lake Church
Landing at Port aux Basques
Larence Hall
Larry McMurtry
Last Christmas I Gave You my Pancreas
Late January is a Time of Grey
Laundry Day the Solemnity of All Stains
Laundry on a Snowy Day
Laura Loomer
Lawrence Hal
Lawrence Hall
Lawrence Hall Photo of a Thunderstorm
Lawrence Mack Hall
League Tables for the Lovelorn
Leave It To Beaver the Shakespearean ICE Episode
Lent is Not About Giving Up Things Lent is Not About Giving Up Things Lent is Not About Giving Up Things Lent is Not About Giving Up Things
Leonard Cohen
Let Us Celebrate NO TYRANTS DAY
Let Us Proceed to Sonnet 32
Let Us Process to Sonnet 32
Let's All Meet in Cicely
Let's Go for Coffee Grab Your Flak Jacket
Let's Meet Again Next Week or Next Life
Letters of Transit
Li Po Writes to us from his Mountain
Li-Po
Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson
Life as a Noisy Waiting Room
Lipton's Tea Tin 1970
Little Children are Much Like Dachshund Puppies
Little Thoughts of God
LogoSophia
Lonesome Dove doggerel
Lonesome Dove the Hanging of Jake Spoon
Look in Thy Glass
Loose Vowels not really a poem
Louis-Leopold Boilly
Louvre Robbed in Broad Daylight
Love Must Be Held for Questioning
Luna Moth
Lunch with my Daughter
Macbeth Will Have No Say About it
Magna Carta
Make Thee Another Self
Make Worms Thy Heir
Making Peace with Apple ICloud
Mandelstam
Mantilla
Mantillas
Marcus Aurelius Down at the Auto Repair
Mary Oliver
Mass on the World Hymn of the Universe
Mathematics
Matti Friedman
Max Mixson
May Our Children Live Long Enough to Invade Greenland
Maybe Not)
Maybe We Need to See Other People
Maybe Winter is Tired
Meditation and Merriment in Early Autumn
Meditation upon a Starlit Northern Sea
Memorial Day This Bloody Field
Memory Eternal and a Gift Card from Denny's
Men Beating Up Women is not an Olympic Ideal
MePhone
Methinks I Have Astronomy
Methodist Pecans
MG
MG Midget
MGA
Midsummer
Mike Hauser
Minefield and Altar
Mission Statements
Mister Are You Saved?
Mockingbirds at Dusk in a Time of War
Molly Guptill Manning
Moms for Liberty
Monsoon Coffee
Mount Helicon
Move the Metaphor Move the Needle
Move the Needle
Mr Biden and Mr Trump Schedule a Debate
Mr. Krueger's Christmas
Mrs. Beeton
Murder She Wrote
Mussorgsky
My Bestest Friend in the Whole First Grade
My Brother Lost His Wife
My Friends and Okra
My Grandfather's Hayfield
My Great Replacement Theory
My Illegal Oxygen-ish Apple Watch
My Preferred Verb and Adverb
My Shakespearean Girl
Napoleon Surveys His Split-Screen Image of Moscow and Teheran
Narnia
Nat Lipstadt
Never Begin a Poem with “I”
Never Carry a Rifle
Never Mind the Guns and the Drugs Seize the Books
Never Surrender Sneakers Collectible Bone Spurs Edition
Newfoundland
Newfoundland in September
Night of the Long Sporks
Night of the Murdered Jewish Poets
No It Wasn't the Medications
No Kings Day
No More Trump Pronouns Then?
No One Keeps a Diary Anymore
No Reichskirche Here
No Tyrants Day
Nonsense Rhymes for Nonsense Times
Nora Theo and Pushkin the Rescue Cat
Northern Lights and a Little Magic
Not a Tang Quatrain
Not Herod's Household Calvary This Time
Not Waiting for Godot
Nothing You Write is Confidential
Notre Dame de La Salette
Nunavut
O Little Front Line of Bethlehem
October Squirrel Festival
Ode to a Monitor Lizard
Okra
Old and Unselected Poems
Old Mr Possum and the Moon
Olympics as Imagined by John Milton
On Being a Still Life Today
On Reading a Poem by Du Mu
On Reading THREE HUNDRED TANG POEMS
On the Events of 13 July 2024
On the Happy Occasion of Completing a Wordle in Two Lines
On This Feast of Saint Stephen
One Does Not Pre-Imagine Pre-Edward R Murrow Pre-Babbling
Oops I Forgot to Attend the Revolution
Ordinary Time and Advent as a Diptych or a Dipstick or Something
Orgiastic Screaming from Below
Oscars 2026 - Specimens in a Glass Cage
Our Children Will Ask Us What We Did in 2024
Our Dear Leader in His Jet Pilot Sunglasses
Our Lady of La Salette
Our Little Universities
Ozymandias
Pale Shadows and Seasons
Palm Sunday Bombing in Ukraine
Paradise Lost
Parasol Mushroom
Parenting
Parliament Approves of Death for Christmas
People Who Are Paid to Make Their Own Business to Fail
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Peter Piper
Petite Bourgeois Personal and Self Indulgent
Piano Lessons
Pictures at an Exhibition
Pirates to Starboard!
Piso Mojado Sounds Somewhat Vulgar
Plato's Alligator of the Cave
Playing the Hitler Card
poem
Poems about A.I.
Poems about Animals
Poems about Artificial Intelligences
Poems about Autumn
Poems about Birds
Poems about Cardinals
Poems about Cats
Poems about Censorship
Poems about Childhood
Poems about Church
Poems about Commas
Poems about Dachshunds
Poems about Death in Nature
Poems about Dogs
Poems about Dreams
Poems about Egrets
Poems about Graduation
poems about gun control
Poems about Hawks
Poems about January
Poems about Lent
Poems about Literary Criticism
Poems about Literary Theory
Poems about Long Sermons
Poems about Medical Care
Poems about Mr. Trump's Persian Excursion
Poems about Narnia
Poems about Nature
Poems about Newfoundland
Poems about old age
Poems about Pennies
Poems about Pets
Poems about Prison
Poems about Punctuation
Poems about Rain
Poems about Rainy Days
Poems about Stereotyping
Poems about Teaching
Poems about the 1960s
Poems about the Moon
Poems about Tree Frogs
Poems about Turtles
Poems about Veterans
Poems about Viet-Nam
Poems about Winter
Poems based on Tolkien
Poems for Easter
Poems Three Times Each Day
Poet Just Look at You
Poetic You
Poetry
Poetry about Hubris
Poetry about Prison
Poetry about the Night Shift
Poetry About Tyranny
Poetry About Unstable Governments
Poetry about Vanity
Poetry about Work
Poetry and Jazz Stroll into a Smoky Bar
Poetry is an Uncommon Good
Political Slurs
Politics and the Public Square
Poll Workers
Polysyllabic Aspirational Bourgeois Vanity
Port aux Basques
Porta Coeli poem
Portrait of Monsieur Gaudry and His Daughter
Power Outage with Dog
Prancing Chainsaw Dude
Presidential Immunity
Primrose-Cat and the Circle of Lunch
Prison Poetry
Prisoners Working in the Early Morning Rain
Ptolemaic System
Pushing the Envelope
Pushkin the Poetic Cat
Randolph Scott at the Saturday Matinee on my Birthday
Rao's Bakery
Read Within Your Academic Discipline
Reader Responses in the U. K. DAILY MAIL
Reading the Magna Carta Will Make Us Smarter
Reading the Room
Reality Will See You Now
Red Red Wine
Red Spider Lilies
Reed Shaken with the Wind
Reichskirche
Religious Apps
Remember the Porter”
Remember the Sabbath Praying with the Reicheskirche
Remembrance of Poetry Magazines Past
Resettlement to the East on Kristi's Personal Prisoner Airline
Resolution for a New Year or for a New Life
Restricted Area
Riding to the Sound of the Guns
River Gunboats
Robert Conn
Rod McKuen
Route 66 Ends in a Used-Car Lot
Rowan Pelling
Runes Recently Discovered
Sailor's Creek 1865
Saint George
Saint Matthew 11
Saint Michael's Orthodox Church Beaumont
Saint Tibbs Day
Saint Tibbs Day Songbook
Saint Vincent Ferrer and I Go Fishing in a Toilet Tank
Sam Quinones
Scenes from a Funeral Home Calendar Featuring a Decidedly English Jesus
Schrodinger's Cat
Schrodinger's Constitution
Schrodinger's Turtle
Scorn not the Haiku as Wordsworth did not Say
Scriptural Textual Analysis Applied to Act II of Macbeth
SECOND WORLD WAR POEMS
Second World War Veterans
Secret Service and Barney Fife
Sending Login Code
Sevin (R) Insect Killer Deceptive Packaging
Shakespeare and a Washing Machine
Shakespeare Behold a Man
Shakespeare Sonnet 14
Shakespeare Sonnet 16
Shakespeare Sonnet 18
Shakespeare Sonnet 19
Shakespeare Sonnet 21
Shakespeare Sonnet 27
Shakespeare Sonnet 28
Shakespeare Sonnet 29
Shakespeare Sonnet 3
Shakespeare Sonnet 30
Shakespeare Sonnet 31
Shakespeare Sonnet 32
Shakespeare Sonnet 39
Shakespeare Sonnet 5
Shakespeare Sonnet 6
Shakespeare Sonnet 7
Shakespeare Sonnet 8
Shakespeare Venus and the Travelling Salesman
She Sings to Us
She Thinks My Tractor's Schleppy
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Shelley
Shimmering Summer Sun
Short Shrift Long Shrift Everybody's Gotta Shrift
Show Me Who You Read
Sir Philip Sidney
Sirach 17:1-15
Sitting by an Escape Hatch During the Funeral
Six Grandfathers Mountain
SK3 Thomas of Knoxville Tennessee
Slide Rule
Smart Watch
Smart*ss Watch
Smoke Drifting Across America
Sneeze Across Texas
SNL: Because Men Who Abuse Women are so Amusing
So Fast Thou Grow'st
So I Got to Pikes Peak
So This is the New Year
Some Clinical Notes on Anaesthesia and Like StuffZZZZ
Some Poor Rhymes for Easter
Somewhere in New Mexico I Tipped a Waitress 25%
Somewhere in Syria There is a You
Soups as a Medium of Exchange
Southeast Texas Alerting Network Adventures in Registration
Spaghetti models
Spectrum
Stand-To for Night Patrol
Standing the Test of Time Quatrain
Still Listening to the Warm
Stop Running
Stopping by Literary Interpretations on a Snowy Evening
Strawberry Moon
street evangelists
Such Men Will Someday Live in Palaces
Summer Solstice
Sumy Ukraine
Sunday Morning Jesus with a Bullhorn
Sunshine is Dogshine
Suntan
Surgery in Three Parts
Swiss Army Knife
Taking a Stab at Cultural Appropriation
Tea
Tea for Texas
Teaching a bible in Public Schools
Technology is a Two-Edged Carrot Grater
Teilhard de Chardin
Tejas y Libertad para Siempre
Tell Me About Your Day
Tennyson
Texas A & M and Mickey Mouse's Dog
Texas Children Die Texas Authorities Babble
Texas Rangers
Thank You for Your Attention to This Matter
Thanksgiving
THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH
That Old Loudmouth at Every Meeting
That To-Go Coffee Ain't Goin'
That Which was Mandatory is Now Forbidden
The 1970s When Lapels Roamed Wild
The Apex Predator
The Back of the Wardrobe
The Bishop of Rome and an A I Tower of Babel
The Bond Girls are Grannies Now
The Book on Your Bedside Table
The Boy in White
The Boy Who Wasn't There
The Brass-Elevator Mountaineer
The Bright Green Wheelie-Bin
The Church Garage Sale
The Cold Has Gotten Old
The Cold Kept Me in Today
The Coming Ice Storm
The Cosmic Inertia of a Six-Pound Dachshund
The Crown of Rachel
The Curse - of the - Dramatic - Dash
The Dignity of the Office (doggerel re Mr. Trump)
The Dime Store Philosophy of Khalil Gibran
The Disinterment of Pablo Neruda
The Distinct Click of a Zippo Cigarette Lighter
The Doomsday Clock and Watch Collection
The Door of my Subaru Popped Out at 10
The Doorkeeper of Notre Dame
The Drudge (POPUP) Report is (POPUP) Crushin’ (POPUP) Itself
The Drum-Song of the Cicada
The Empire of the Snail
The Evil of Banality Arrests You in the Street
The Fairies Themselves Now Dance Sweet Summer In
The First Barn-Jacket Morning in Autumn
The First Casualty of War
The Flag and the Fourth Amendment flown at Half-Mast Down at the Post Office
The Fort Worth Police Department Dirty-Pictures Squad
The French Government Collapses
The Galaxy's Guide to the Hitchhiker
The Gates of Hell & Ur F8v Bible Slogan Tee
The Gates of Kiev are Smoke-Poisoned Skies
The God of Children and Blueberries
The Golden Gate of Jerusalem
The Gospel According to the Ladies' Altar Society
The Governor of South Dakota Takes a Shot at the Vice-Presidency
The Grave Robber of Fifth Avenue
The Gravitas of Our Vice-Presidential Candidates
The Great Gate of Kiev
The Great Replacement Theory
The Great Riding Lawnmower Chase
The Guy Who Bit the Head off a Bat
The Hate in Orwell’s 1984 was only Two Minutes
The Haunted Electric Toothbrush
The Holy Bible as a Base for a Potted Plant
The Holy Eucharist and Then Apple Butter
The InterGossip is a Content Cop
The Intoxicating Poetry of Belief
The Jordan and the Chao Pray
The Kittens Come on Little Fog Feet
The Last American Westclox Baby Ben
The Last Nights of Club Ozymandias
The Latest Atmospheric River End-of-the-World Pineapple Express Bomb Cyclone from H**l
The Leaker Demands Informers
The List is Death
The Little Sisters of the Enneagram
The Manifest Destiny of Cooking Shows
The Modern Science of Imprisoned Sound
The Moon is Upon Her Throne Tonight
The Most Embarrassed Young Father in All of Christendom
The Mostest Magicalist Familiestest Christmas Ever
The Mysterious World of Azalea
The New Pastor Threatens the Congregation with Guitars
The New Poets of England and America
The O Antiphons the Star and Us
The Parlement of Foules and The Parliament of Fools
The Poets of Rapallo Review
The President of Columbia University is Saddened
The Presumption in Wake-Up Calls
The Problems with Self-Publishing
The Romance of the Boeing 707
The Ruby-Throated Grand Scheme of Things
The Rural Electric Co-Op's Giant Christmas Tree
The Seafarer
The Seven Seeing-Stones
The Several Olympic Committees Rhyming Doggerel
The Shroud of Turin is True Again Today! Or Maybe Not!
The Spirit of Art (Catchy
The State Religion in Texas
The Strange Adventure of Tarzan the Epsteinian Files and The Burn-Bags of Opar
The Stray 'Possum Cafe
The Stray Dog Cafe
The Stray Dog Cafe Saint Petersburg
The Sunday Evening News in a Time of Elections
The Terrifying Creepy Chilling Iconic Sniper’s Lair
The Texas Sanhedrin
The Transcience of Technology
The United States Postal Service is Holding my Mail Hostage in Exchange for my Credit Card Number
The United States Postal Service Opens Your Packages for You
The University of Granddaddy
The Unnatural Abhor a Vacuum
The Voices are Talking about Nat
The White House Inaugural Banquet and the Idle Dishwashing Machine
The White Lady of the Well
The Wind Drove the Pages Wild
The World's Fresh Ornaments
Their Ephemeral Temples Look Much the Same
There are no Foreign Accents in Texas
There is More Than One Book
There's an Old Sheriff in Town
There's Husbandry in Heaven
There's Nothing Old to Write About the Moon
Therefore
These Here So-Called Schools These Days
These Professors
They Learned To Code poem
They’ll Be Kissing Someone Else’s Boots Next Year
Thinking Outside the Box Bag or Other Sustainable Rain-Forest Ethically-Sourced Container
Third Sunday in Extraordinary Time
This Bird in the Hand is Also the Bird in the Bush
This is not Who We Are
This is the Church House This is the Steeple
This Smart Watch Will Last
This Unit Not Labeled for Retail Sale
Thomas Merton
Those Who Stereotype Professors
Those Who Straddle the Temple Walls
Thoughts of Home from Behind the Wire
Three Hundred Tang Poems
TikTok
Time is not a Bloody Tyrant. Lawrence Hall
Time Will Play the Tyrant
Timex
Tiny Artists of the Night
To Accept Israel
To God Who Still Gives Joy to our Youth
Tod Mixson
Tomatoes and Midday Cicadas
Torah is Written with Flames
Toy Trains Grandmother's Good China and Children
Transubstantiation
Trapper-Keeper
Tree Frogs
Tropes Dopes and Culture Worriers
Trump Protest Poetry
Trump's God
Trump's Parade
Turning Over Parts of Poems with a Golden Shovel
Typewriter Telephone Dictionary Thesaurus
UC Memorial Hospital Colorado Springs
UK DAILY MAIL
Unconstitutional War
Unknown Saint - 25 Cents
Upon an Abomination in Paris
Upon Being Invited to a Zoom Meeting about Japanese Poetry
Upon Finding My Old Copy of PARADISE LOST
Upon Finding the flattened
Upon Re-Reading William L. Shirer's THE RISE AND FALL OF THE THIRD REICH
Upon the Return of Artifacts to Wounded Knee
Valkyrie Flight of the Lawn Chairs
Vam Co Tay
Vice-President Kamala Harris’ Speech of Gratitude and Farewell to Her Faithful Followers in the Early Hours of 6 November 2024
Viet-Nam
Viet-Nam Veteran
Waiting for the Other Boot to Drop
Waiting-Room Art Same Old Bicycle Leaning Against the Same Old Sunlit Wall
Walk-In Shower Quotes
War Metaphor Guy
War Poetry
War Protest Poetry
Watching the Rain Without You
Waxahachie
We All Know Where the Holy Grail Is
We Are a Republic Much Like Haiti
We are All Children When We Attempt Haiku
WE ARE AMERICANS WE BUY TOILET PAPER AND FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
We Are Offered Two Candidates for the Presidency
We Ask Everyone to Respect Our Family Privacy at This Time
We Can't Take Our Books with Us When We Die
We Don't Understand But We Hope
We Haven’t Seen Good Ol’ Charlie Brown in a While
We Need to Talk
We See Stories as We Walk
We Were Dressers of Sycamores
Weary with Dachshunds
Westclox
What Did He Say?
What Do Little 'Possums Dream Of?
What Do These Teachers Teach These Children in These Schools?
What Does an ICE Agent Do on His Day Off?
What Teachers Wipe With
What Time is it in Wal-Mart?
When a Book Banner's Books are Banned
When Alliteration and Peter Piper Go Bad
When Fortune and Men's Eyes are in Disgrace
When I.C.E. Runs out of Immigrants
When She Sold Her Old Ford Mustange
When Teachers Fold Their Leathery Wings and Sleep
When the Death Penalty is Outsourced to Private Corporations
When to the Sessions of Sweet Noisy Thought
When You and Your Server are from Different Centuries
Where are the Frogs of Spring?
Where do Sunflowers go in August?
Where is Herod's Father?
Where my Parents were on 29 April 1944
Where We Grew Up is Not Where We Are
Where Words Matter More Than Noise
While Clenching Their Fisties
Whistling Past the Graveyard
White House Correspondents' Dinner 2026
White House Desecration
Who Gives a Fig?
Who is My Favorite Hero?
Who is the Third Murderer in Macbeth?
Who Shares Your Desk?
Who taught You to Tie Your Shoes?
Why Are the Presidential Candidates Yelling at Us?
Why Do They Say He was Tragically Murdered?
Why My (Famous Name Brand) Watch is Like a Petulant Child
Wild Insects I Have Known. Lawrence Hall
Will CBS Now Broadcast from Fox Studios?
Will He Borrow August Pinochet's Old Uniform?
Will We Be...Okay?
William Ernest Henley Never Owned a Snapper Lawnmower
William Tod Augustine Mixson
William Tod Mixson
Wipe That Geographical Expression Off Your Face
Within the Octave of Christmas
Wodehouse
Wordsworth
Working through University
Write for Yourselves This Song”
Years on the Night Shift
Yes But They Need Good Jobs in the Real World
Yevtushenko
You (formerly Known as You)
You are Civilization's Quiet Contemplative
You are not a Banana
You are Now Leaving the ******** Sector
You are the Poet and the Poem
You Have Never Voted for a President
You Were Dancing Up the Lane
You're the Best!
You've Read Your Last Free Article
YOUNG MAN!?
Your Changes Have Been Saved
Your Famous Name Brand Card Has Arrived!
Your Heart as a Tabernacle
Your Life is But a Login Code
Your Poem's Background Check
Your Words Your Way
Zoom Meetings
Zwickau

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