Dispatches for the Colonial Office: June 2026

Monday, June 1, 2026

Lawrence Hall

A Summer of Blueberries, a Summer of War

-Drudge

This morning’s news is all about the wars

For oceans and oil, and oceans of oil

For the ideological souls of men

For a tyrant screaming through a midnight screen

Our morning is all about the blueberries

Fresh dewy little globes among the leaves

Magic treats for children, fairies, and elves

Or for a dream-lover with flashing dark eyes

Blueberries fresh and new, colored sky-blue -

I picked a basket of them just for

you!

Dispatches for the Colonial Office