Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Today Lake America, Tomorrow the World!
The USS Trump has departed the Straits of America
And is sailing across the South Trump America Sea
Enroute to ThaiTrumpland, His fifty-fifth state
For a Trumptorious port call at Trumpkok
From thence across the Trump America Ocean
The bigliest Trump ship the world has ever seen
Helmed by General Admiral Trump, Our Trump
Who declares victory over loser Canada
And awards each sailor and Marine
The Golden Order of the Reflecting Pool
Good for discounts at the catering truck
Thank you for your attention to this matter
