Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Don’t Phone Your Mom
US military may require some troops in Mideast to surrender cell phones, sources say
The Admiralissimo has ruled and rendered
That since our forces are low on ammunition
Our soldiers’ phones might soon be surrendered
Which will bring our victory to fruition
So fight without those unsupplied supplies
The Commies stole through your Apple phone
It’s medals for us officers when an enlisted dies
Now attack with just your testosterone!
No phone will record the truth the moment you splatter -
Thank you for your attention to this matter
