Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Oops - I Forgot to Attend the Revolution
From an idea by Scarlet
You haven’t yet received your check from George?
I would have thought that his Dark Web of Power
Would have been more efficient than that
But getting good spies is so difficult these days
Did I mention that he was by the house on Friday?
We sat on the lawn with drinks and cigars
Counting the autumn fireflies flickering at dusk
I guess his plan for world domination slipped his mind
As for me, I simply forgot to attend the Revolution -
I was distracted by the adorable new kittens
