Lawrence
Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's
Journal of Life, Literature and Love
When the Death Penalty is Outsourced
to Private Corporations
“We’re re-structuring, so may God have mercy on your soul.”
“Thank you for your contributions to making our prison great
again.”
“Going forward we’re looking for more technology.”
“You’ve been a great team player. You will be missed.”
“We’re investing in new production models”
“Our extended worker family is sure going to miss you.”
“We’re streamlining our operations.”
“You’ll be proud to know that your death chamber
- because, yes, it is your community death chamber -
Is positioned with great love and respect
On First Nations land repurposed for your spiritual experience.”
“We need a more agile workforce to meet tomorrow’s needs.”
“As part of our matrix of inclusivity
We’re processing more women, minorities,
And LGBTQ than ever before.”
“To lower our carbon footprint we’re presenting you
With an artisanal, hand-woven noose
Crafted from all-natural recycled fibers.”
“We’re accelerating into a new era of growth.”
“We know you will be impacted by 2,000 volts,
But our separation package is an industry best.”
“Our watchwords are compassion and imagination.”
“If you want a tranquilizer before the lethal drip
That cost will be deducted from your family’s survivor package.”
“Our sensitive and inclusive personnel officers
And transition specialists will walk with you
Every step of the way along the Green Mile
As you journey to your bright new future.”
“Oh…before you go…this just in from the personnel office –
They can arrange lateral transfers to I.C.E.
If you’re interested…
You’re not…?
I
understand.”
