Dispatches for the Colonial Office: Goodwill is my Couturier

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Thursday, July 9, 2026

Lawrence Hall

Goodwill is my Bond Street

Joe Bidens for $2.50 at Goodwill

1950s happenin’ Foster Grants

I’m as cool as the former president

Hey, chicks and babes, check out my Subaru

A nautical blazer with buttons of brass

I’m as svelte as Patrick McGoohan

Okay, I’m twice the man he ever was

My secret agent waist is a danger, man

My couturier’s a thrill not on Blueberry Hill

But ‘way downtown, at the good old Goodwill