Lawrence Hall, HSG
The Latest Atmospheric River End-of-the-World
Pineapple Express Bomb Cyclone from H**l
The news is falling! The news is falling!
-as Chicken Little did not say
An apocalyptic storm of such intensity
We’re all going to drown in a flood of breaking news
The streets already overflowing with hyperbole
From reporters in damp shoes awaiting their cues
