Lawrence Hall, HSG
IT’S THE JEWISH SPACE LASERS!
THE JEWISH SPACE LASERS!
New Jerseyans threaten to shoot down unidentified drones amid mystery sightings | Fox News
“This planet shows no signs of intelligent life, Captain.”
-as Mr. Spock might say
Look at them sparkledy lights all up in the skies!
We’re being bombed by the Iranians!
They’re enemy drones, launched by Chinese spies!
No, they’re atom-powered Pomeranians!
QAnon is our infalib…inffal…perfect source of news -
We’re to get out our guns and shoot in the air
Whatever’s happening it’s the fault of them Jews
(But first let us pause for a moment of prayer)
Dear Lord, in your mercy, on this night so still
Just please send us someone or something to kill
Amen
