Lawrence
Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Criminally Made Algae
“The Reflecting Pool is
now in full use after suffering great damage from Criminal, Radical Left
Vandals, people that truly hate our Country…the criminally made algae is gone”
The
President, 28 June 2026, numerous sources
A dripping-damp alley off a sinister street
Among the garbage cans and omnivorous rats
A series of coded knocks on an obscure door
“Psssst! Neville the Liberal Arts Graduate sent me”
Sinister doings in a dimly-lit lab
Chemicals and curious machinery
“We can’t get the chlorophyl balanced, Boss”
“The gamete-producing cells must be shipped at dawn”
“Algae, comrades, remember our purpose, our goal!
Algae, comrades, for the president’s toilet bowl!”
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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