Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love
Why My (Famous Name Brand) Watch is Like a Petulant Child
“I don’t WANNA get off the charger!”
“Are we at the charger yet?”
“I don’t WANNA tell time! I want my charger!”
“No! You can’t MAKE ME get off my charger!”
“You’re not the charger of me!”
“If you don’t let me on my charger now I’m going to call the police like on TV!”
“If you don’t put me on the charger I’m gonna tell Grandma!”
“Gimme the charger or I’ll tell Mom about you and that Timex!”
“I don’t feel like going to school today; I just want my charger!”
“Can we stop at the next charger? Huh? Huh? Huh? Pretty please? I just gotta charge again. I know I took a charge at home but I gotta charge again! Huh? Huh? Huh? Pretty please? I gotta charge RIGHT NOW!”
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