Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
The Shroud of Turin is True Again Today! Or Maybe Not!
The ghost of Amelia Earhart speaks
The U.K. Daily Mail examined the Shroud of Turin
And found Amelia Earhart wrapped up inside:
“Hey! This is my shroud for private buryin’!
So don’t just stand there, all goofy and bug-eyed!”
“You keep changing the place where you found my plane
And yesterday you said the Shroud of Turin is bogus
Today you say it’s real – you babble in vain
The ghost of me wishes you would find a focus”
The U.K. Daily Mail found Amelia Earhart’s plane –
Tomorrow they’ll be sure to lose it again
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