Monday, July 21, 2025

The New Pastor Threatens the Congregation with Guitars - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

The New Pastor Threatens the Congregation with Guitars

 

Our new pastor has visions, dreams beyond the stars

At Mass last week he informally presented

This suggestion: a choir. And guitars

But peace will still obtain, tho’ that twanging jars -

Guitars in church are why ear plugs were invented

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