Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
If My Daughter Had Been Present at the Last Supper
And whilst they were at supper, Jesus took bread, and
blessed, and broke: and gave to his disciples, and said: Take ye, and eat. This
is my body…”
-Saint Matthew 26:26-29, Douay-Rheims 1899 American
Edition via Bible Gateway
And my daughter said unto our Lord,
“Excuse me…excuse me, Sir, but is this matzoh fresh?
Did you check the expiration date?
Is it really kosher?
Is it from a fair-trade source?”
(Judas has left the
building.)
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