Saturday, October 31, 2026

She's a Dear Old Thing - poem, Southern Gothic

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

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She’s a Dear Old Thing

 

She’s a dear old thing

 

A widow-woman, aged, gentle, and frail

She bats her china-doll blue eyes in helplessness

And others, in pity, see to her needs

Her subtle whispers slice a marriage apart

 

She’s a dear old thing

 

The sympathetic mechanic tends her car for nothing

The minister’s family has her over for dinner

The neighbor mows her lawn at least once a week

Her subtle whispers get a young man fired

 

She’s a dear old thing

 

The local physician is easy on her bill

The highway patrol lets her off with a caution

Friends drive her to her Sunday school class

Her subtle whispers send a young woman to suicide

 

She’s a dear old thing

 

Beware, beware the subtle serpent’s sting

The taut rope’s swing, the pale night-walker’s cling

 

And her, because

 

                               She’s a dear old thing

Don't Bring Your Dogs When You Visit - DOGgerel?

 Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim’s Journal of Life, Literature and Love

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Don’t Bring Your Dogs When You Visit

 

V: Really. Don’t bring your dogs when you visit

Yes, I love dogs, and I know that your dogs are special -

R: My pupsies are the cutest-wutest-most-preciousist

Doggies in the whole while world give mummy

 

A kissie-wissie num-num – oh, did Sissy growl at you?

She never growls at anyone she wouldn’t hurt a fly

You must have done something to provoke her

Could the dogs play in your back yard; they love cats

 

I hope you don’t mind that we didn’t call beforehand

We just happened to be in the neighborhood and the dogs

Needed a break after their long trip and oh!

Prissie left you a present; isn’t she just the sweetest!

 

Oh, sorry about that broken vase; you know

We keep our house doggie-proof; your furniture

Just isn’t steady I could find you a new vase

At the dollar store – your grandmother’s? Really?

 

I wouldn’t worry about the cats; they’ll come back

I think they enjoy being chased; it’s a game to them

Sissie’s sneezing; I think it’s your musty house

Dogs have delicate noses, you know

 

Oh, how cute – Prissie has just caught a cat!

Don’t you like dogs? I just don’t understand that

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

A Haunting in the Persian Gulf - short poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

A Haunting in the Persian Gulf

 

V: We need to withdraw from Indo-China

R: We did; that was over fifty years ago

V: Yes, but we need to get out of Indo-China

R: I don’t get your point

 

(The 19th century spelling of Indo-China

is on purpose – to the point, one might say.)

Monday, October 26, 2026

I Think Somehow I Can Live With That - an unintentionally spooky poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

I Think Somehow I Can Live with That

 

 

An oak tree as La Belle Dame Sans Merci?

 

 

I had an errand upon the ground, and sat

When I was finished I considered tired leaves

On skeletal branches reaching for – me?

I thought somehow I could live with that

 

And roots extending for water and food

Like tentacles reaching out to me

Probably in hunger, but maybe in love

I thought somehow I could live with that

 

Getting down to the ground is easy enough

Getting up is getting more difficult with age

And someday I will not be getting off the ground 

     at all

I think somehow I can live with that

 

For years ago I planted this tree in this ground

 

Maybe I will rest under it awhile

I think somehow I can live with that

Laughing Stock - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

Laughing Stock

 

 

Pray you let us not be laughing‑stocks to other men’s humors

 

The Merry Wives of Windsor, III.i.87

 

 

But why do you say “laughing stock?”

 

What, in context, is a stock?

Is it a being capable of laughter?

How does a stock laugh?

Does it chuckle or chortle or bray?

 

Or is stock a thing people laugh at?

Are the stock’s feelings hurt?

Hey, everyone, look at the stock!

Did you ever see such a sad stock?

 

Be careful:

 

Someday a stock might take your place

At the cool kids’ table

And laugh at you

For writing “laughing stock”

The Sheriff's Office on Sunday Night - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

The Sheriff’s Office on Sunday Night

 

Now

 

The old week has ended; the new will begin tomorrow

Sunday night is the peaceful intermission

A bridge between worlds which can be its own

In Cinemascope and Technicolor

 

1878

 

The sheriff’s office is the color of dust

Crumbling adobe with a wooden porch

A kerosene lantern beside the door

A wanted poster or two tacked to the wall

 

Inside, a cluttered desk centers the room

A rack of Winchesters centers a wall

Through a window the desert sunlight angles in

Like a geometry problem set in Arizona

 

A ring of keys hang from a wooden peg

Surprisingly close to the iron-grated cells

Some chairs, law books, a deck of playing cards

A fire-blackened coffee pot that nobody ever cleans

 

1958

 

All is silent for a few minutes more

Howard Hawks has not yet taken his throne

The electricians and the sound technicians

Script girls and assistants, are still at the food truck

 

Now

 

On this side of the portal I cowboy up

With a glass of tea, popcorn in a bowl

My little dog dozing cozily in my lap

Chasing rabbits, not outlaws, in her dreams

 

Maybe this time the evil land baron

And his band of disposable desperadoes

Will bust his crooked brother out of jail

              But I don’t think so

 

The old week has ended; the new will begin tomorrow

For now, me and the sheriff’s got business

Sunday, October 25, 2026

A Saucy Old Pirate at Joe's Cafe' - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

A Saucy Old Pirate at Joe’s Cafe

 

A jovial man stumped into Breakfast Joe’s

His jeans and chambray shirt were clean but worn

He bore the look of a man who knew his way

Aboard a drilling rig or a fishing boat

 

He visited every table, including mine

And like a saucy pirate carried away

A bottle from here and a bottle from there

Until upon his own table he had stowed

 

In order serviceable, as Milton might say:

 

Tabasco

Tony Cachere’s

The Original Louisiana Brand Hot Sauce

Lea and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce (“from the recipe of

a Nobleman in the county”)

Crystal Hot Sauce

Frank’s RedHot

A-1

 

He then called out to waitress Tiffany:

“Now tell the cook he can begin my eggs!”

And when she had brought him his breakfast chow

Enough to feed Lafitte, and Governor Claibourne too

 

He measured his sauces with an invisible cup

Then ate all those eggs, yes, he ate ‘em all up

And as he took his second pot of coffee

He seemed satisfied with his voyage’s takings

 

I asked him what that was all about

He smiled and waved his arms wide open, and laughed

 

“I’m a Cajun!”

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