Thursday, January 18, 2024

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

My Illegal Oxygen-ish Apple Watch - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

(Photograph taken 23 August 2023)


My Illegal Oxygen-ish Apple Watch

 

Apple WILL be banned from selling smartwatches in the US from TOMORROW over claims it stole medical tech - after court rejected tech giant's appeal | Daily Mail Online

 

My Apple Watch ™ © ® has the oxygen feature –

Do I confess to the Law? Or to the preacher?


(My Apple Watch worked fine until it was messed up by the last two updates, which cannot be undone. When this thing fails completely I will find a cheap knockoff on amazon.)

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

The-Maybe-We’ll-Show-Up-and-Maybe-We Won’t Environmental Service

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

The-Maybe-We’ll-Show-Up-and-Maybe-We Won’t Environmental Service

A little after four in the afternoon on a scheduled pickup day The-Maybe-We’ll- Show-Up-and-Maybe-We-Won’t Environmental Service sent its customers a too-late-in-the-day email stating that they wouldn’t pick up the garbage (the “environmental”) because of the icy road conditions. They said they would get it next week.

They could have made a decision and sent that email the night before so that their customers wouldn’t have to take their garbage to the end of the lane in the cold morning and then bring it back to the house in the cold afternoon.

The plea of weather conditions would be understandable except for the unhappy reality that The-Maybe-We’ll-Show-Up-and-Maybe-We-Won’t Environmental Service isn’t dependable at the best of times. In the last two months or so they have missed three pickup days, seldom answer telephone calls (the one call they answered for me was “I can’t tell you when”), and do not reply to messages. I then must load the sacks of garbage and for a dollar each leave them with the nice folks at the county dump.

The-Maybe-We’ll-Show-Up-and-Maybe-We-Won’t Environmental Service have a good thing going – I pay them for a service which they sometimes don’t perform.

And, yes, at the end of this cycle I will be a former customer. I asked The-Maybe-We’ll-Show-Up-and-Maybe-We-Won’t Environmental Service for three pickup days at the end of the contract for those they missed and $6 for the bags I took to the dump but I am not hopeful.

So have you been to our county dump extension on U.S. 96? Access is an easy drive-through and the folks there are nice and helpful, and if you have health problems they will happily unload the sacks for you.

The-Maybe-We’ll-Show-Up-and-Maybe-We-Won’t Environmental Service could learn from them.

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Sunday, January 14, 2024

A Government Church?

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

A Government Church?

 

We establish no religion in this country. We command no worship. We mandate no belief, nor will we ever. Church and state are and must remain separate.

 

- President Ronald Reagan, Speech in Temple Hillel, Valley Stream, New York,

26 October 1984

 

Each American may his own conscience search

For by the Grace of God we have no national church

 



Cf. The Constitution, Article VI and Amendment I

Saturday, January 13, 2024

When a Book Banner's Books are Banned - rhyming couplet

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

When a Book Banner’s Books are Banned

 

Bill O’Reilly approves of banning the printed word

Except when it comes to his books – “That’s absurd!”

 

Bill O’Reilly Is Furious As His Own Titles Get Removed After Supporting Florida Book Bans (msn.com)

To Accept Israel - poem


Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

To Accept Israel

 

“Israel was not created in order to disappear - Israel will endure and flourish. It is the child of hope and the home of the brave. It carries the shield of democracy and it honors the sword of freedom.”

 

– President John F. Kennedy)

 

To deny Israel is to curse ourselves

For we are inheritors of the Covenant

That He should be our God, and we His people

He creates us, He calls us – this is so

 

He has given us prophecy and law

Cattle in the fields, fish in all the seas

And lovers, flowers, sunsets, songs, salvation

The Great Dance of Creation - and Himself

 

Let not the sinister whisperer divide us!

To accept Israel is to accept - everyone



An English Major Screaming at a Wall Clock - poem (and a mostly true story)

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

An English Major Screaming at a Wall Clock

 

(A French officer would be too well-mannered to do that)

 

Passing from one office to another in quest

Of some elusive official signature

I saw a woman screaming at a clock

And heard her, too, because screams are like that

 

“She’s an English major,” someone said in explanation

“She and her boy Wordsworth are at it again

And meddlesome Coleridge keeps putting his oar in”

I nodded in understanding; Milton had mentioned it

 

A scholar should never scream at institutional clocks;

He should discreetly disapprove of them




“Now, Therefore, Write for Yourselves This Song” - poem

  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   “Now, Therefore, Write for Yourselves This Song”      - Deuteronomy ...