Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Mister, Are You Saved? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Mister, Are You Saved?

 

She patrolled the sidewalk and yelled at pedestrians:

“You sinners! You’re all a bunch of HELL-ions!”

 

I couldn’t escape her, so I smiled and waved

“Mister!” she yelled, “Do you think you’re saved!”

 

“No,” I replied (might as well be specific)

“Oh,” she said, “Then you’re a Catholic.”

 

I still have her tract, somewhere around here loose

Assuring me

                    that the Rosary

                                             is actually Satan’s noose

 

May God bless and protect street evangelists; as for Hegseth and his Reichskirche, well, they can go (bless) themselves.

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