Saturday, August 10, 2024

Why Are the Presidential Candidates Yelling at Us? - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Why Are the Presidential Candidates Yelling at Us?

 

The candidates bluster and scream on TV

But I will never vote for anyone, you see,

Whose concept of leadership is yelling at me        

Thursday, August 8, 2024

And Suddenly My Feet Were Splashed with Conoco Gasoline

 While fueling at a Conoco station this morning my feet were suddenly splashed with gasoline. I was standing by the filler but not looking at it. 

I was only slightly annoyed (old shoes, so no biggie) and went inside to advise the clerk so that she could be aware of this safety matter.  However, she only paused long enough from eating her sandwich to ask which pump and to say that she would tell her boss. No apology, no thank-you, no nothing except the chewing of a sandwich

Given the indifference, I went ahead and reported the matter, which was not my original intent. I asked corporate for credit for that gallon or so of gas on the ground.


Wednesday, August 7, 2024

The Boy in White - prison poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Boy in White

 

He paused in the sun, unsure where to go

His uniform was new and neatly pressed

He carried a new blue mattress and two plastic bags

Containing his prison issue for the next three years

 

No guards were near so I talked with him

I didn’t ask him, but he freely spoke

He told me his story; it might be true

And then

Authority told me to move. I wished him well

 

He was paused in life, unsure what to do

A frightened teenager in his new prison whites

Tuesday, August 6, 2024

The British Army Pocket Knife - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The British Army Pocket Knife

 

A great big chunk of folded Sheffield steel

For pocket, backpack, toolbox, or workbench

Rope work, leather work, awning work, rifle repair

Gutting a rabbit for dinner if it comes to that

 

No plastic-y Swiss gimcrackery for us

One tightens the blade by taking a hammer to the rivets

And sharpens it hastily on a handy rock

Wash off the mud and the blood and it’s good to go

 

It’s clanky, clunky, and out-of-date – it’s British

As British as can be - and so are we

 

 

I’m not British, but I needed a voice and a rhyme. My Hall ancestors were transported from Northern England to the New World for being bad, and the same for my deBeauville / Beauville / Beville / Bevil ancestors from Chesterton and my McQueen ancestors from Scotland.

 

I love my nifty British Army knife.

Sunday, August 4, 2024

A Garden is a Department of Metaphysics - poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

A Garden is a Department of Metaphysics

 

 

When the soul lies down in that grass,

the world is too full to talk about.

 

-Rumi

 

 

A garden is a Department of Metaphysics

Promethean fire and shadows in a cave of light

Leaves of trees falling upon more leaves

The leaves of books left open to the sun

 

The lecture lawn is furnished with old chairs

Old garden chairs rusty with wisdom and age

From duty to weather and men, the several cathedrae

Of the learned Order of Gaffer Swanthold

 

Athena’s owl calls from the nearby wood

Calling all men to silence and reflection

 

 

Rumi, untitled poem, trans. Coleman Barks and John Moyne

A Book of Luminous Things, ed. Czeslaw Milosz

 

In this context “men” is gender-neutral. Wrecking an iambic foot in obedience to the moods of an external authority is not poetry; it is weaknessssssssssssss.

About That Reed Shaken with the Wind - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

About That Reed Shaken with the Wind

 

 

What went ye out into the wilderness to see?

A reed shaken with the wind?

 

-Saint Matthew 11:8

 

 

A swaying riverside reed is a marvelous thing

In its proper service to our gracious Lord

A stalk of grass honoring its Creator

In quiet, unassuming dignity

 

Symbolisms are laid upon the reed

In power-point sermons and learned texts

But first of all it is but a nice little reed

Joining its labors with those of the whispering wind

 

Until Our Lord Himself calls upon that reed

Even as He calls upon us for some small deed

Friday, August 2, 2024

Teaching a Bible in Public Schools

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Teaching a Bible in Public Schools

 

For Miz Grundy and Reverend Gantry

 

Surely a teacher could choose his own Bible

This shouldn’t be as difficult as it seems

It couldn’t possibly be forbidden or liable

To teach the children from the Douay-Rheims

 

2 August 2024

 

I confess to you and to almighty God that I long earned my daily bread as an English teacher in high school and as a part-time adjunct faculty instructor of no status whatsoever in several nice little community colleges and universities.

 

English literature obtains in a Christian milieu even from Anglo-Saxon / Old English times. From the earliest known pieces until 1535 the culture is exclusively Catholic; from then on the culture tends to be within the Reformation usages. This is a reality to be understood, not a point of propaganda.

 

Dr. David Hadas, of happy memory, was my professor at an NEH program at Bread Loaf years ago. He was brilliant, generous, open, challenging, joyful, and indulgent to a lot of high school teachers in a summer class sponsored by the National Endowment for the Humanities.

 

Several of us figured out that Dr. Hadas was Jewish, and I was chosen (no pun) to ask him why he always carried a King James Bible to his lectures. We noted that he almost never referred to it because he knew it deeply. His response was, and this remembered quote is probably almost exact, "I teach English literature, and if you don't know the King James Bible you don't know English literature."

 

His intellectual openness and honesty are quite at variance with the unhappy Elmer Gantrys demanding that the Bible (presumably not the Hebrew Bible or the Vulgate) be force-fitted in inappropriate contexts in public schools. He well knew the difference between teaching and "preaching at."

 

 

Beloved professor passes away after long illness - Student Life Archives (studlife.com)

Falling Into Truth - poem

   Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com                                                    Falling Into Truth   The fall of October’s leave...