Thursday, August 21, 2025

"I Pray You, Remember the Porter" - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

“I Pray You, Remember the Porter”

 

-Macbeth II.ii.20-21

 

When I was a young husband and father

I served: on the parish council, taught CCD

Chaperoned bake sales, CYO, and youth trips

Eucharistic minister, lector, and greeter

          (No one else could hand out a leaflet with such grace, such elegance, such panache)

 

But with age, and one by one, I let them go

This morning I asked to be recused at last

From thirty years on the lector duty list

“God’s benison go with you…”

 

As lector

I lost confidence in sorting out the new ways of doing things

Of being where I’m supposed to be

And moving when I’m supposed to do so

And moving where I’m supposed to do so

Carrying the lectionary without dropping it

Mounting the Altar steps without tripping

Standing in one place for more than a few minutes

Seeing the words clearly (why is the print so small?)

Wreathing the verbs without thripping over my thongue

 

But I’m still a greeter – I can open the door

‘Tis my appointed skill level, but ‘tis one

As Macduff did not say

No leaflets, though; that stuff’s now on the InterGossip

 

I smile and open the door, admire babies, help with coats

Show visitors the way to the euphemism

Tell the kids how tall they’ve grown

(You’re a senior!? Why, I remember when…)

 

And it’s okay.

 

I am blessed with honour, love, and troops of friends

          (as Macbeth could not say)

 

Honour, love, and troops of friends

 

All good.

 

Deo gratias

America Inspires the Free World - couplet

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

America Inspires the Free World

 

Americans are a people who, when threatened by a tyrant

Watch TV to applaud someone for cooking an omelet

An Exercise in Alliteration Cut Short by the August Heat - quatrain

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

An Exercise in Alliteration Cut Short by the August Heat

 

Even summer seems weary with summer:

Withering weeds wish woefully for winter

High heat hangs heavily upon the heath

While garden groundlings gasp across the grass

Resettlement to the East on Kristi's Personal Prisoner Airline - poem

 Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

“Resettlement to the East”

 

Kristi Noem is pushing for ICE to buy and operate a fleet of deportation planes, sources say

 

Drain the swamp for a better America

On Qatari Boeings detailed in gold

With interiors by Hugo Boss

Because cattle cars are so last century

Saturday, August 16, 2025

Dust Devils on a Sunday Morning in August - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Dust Devils on a Sunday Morning in August

 

The Road to Emmaus is asphalt now

Instead of dust devils spinning in the heat

The stench of curious chemicals flow

In shimmerings among the hovering oaks

 

Above the crisping-brown fields circling vultures

Seem focused on me – do they sense a decaying soul?

My great-grandfather drove a wagon to church

I have air-conditioning, and Chopin on the radio

 

The Road to Emmaus is asphalt now

But you still might meet a Stranger along the way

A Bronze Plaque Commemorating the Trump-Putin Summit at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

A Br

 A Bronze Plaque Commemorating the Trump-Putin Summit

at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson

 

On this spot on the 15th of August 2025

 

Nothing happened

The Shroud of Turin is True Again Today! Or Maybe Not! - rhyming doggerel having a little fun with the U. K. DAILY MAIL

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

The Shroud of Turin is True Again Today! Or Maybe Not!

 

The ghost of Amelia Earhart speaks

 

The U.K. Daily Mail examined the Shroud of Turin

And found Amelia Earhart wrapped up inside:

“Hey! This is my shroud for private buryin’!

So don’t just stand there, all goofy and bug-eyed!”

 

“You keep changing the place where you found my plane

And yesterday you said the Shroud of Turin is bogus

Today you say it’s real – you babble in vain

The ghost of me wishes you would find a focus”

 

The U.K. Daily Mail found Amelia Earhart’s plane –

Tomorrow they’ll be sure to lose it again

Power Outage with Dog - poem

Lawrence Hall mhall46184@aol.com   Power Outage with Dog   With spasms and flickers the power failed at dusk All whirrings and buzzi...