I Miss Kosher Sam's - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

I Miss Kosher Sam’s

 

Wish I could remember what street it was on

It’s been so long ago, when Kosher Sam’s

Was my coffee shop, and I was young

One day I also ordered a slice of cake

 

The cheerful waitress asked me how it tasted

I suggested that maybe it was a little bit dry

She grabbed it up and rushed it to the kitchen

She and another waitress and The Sam Himself

 

They took clean forks and tasted and talked about it

They took more forks and tasted and talked again

And appeared to come to a mishpat at last

Sam brought to me what was left of the cake

 

“There’s nothing wrong with this,” he firmly ruled

I took and ate (tho’ it really was a little dry)

On an evil day I left San Diego

I wish I’d stopped to say goodbye to Kosher Sam’s

"At the Barracks Gate" - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

At the Barracks Gate

 

 

“Underneath the lantern by the barracks gate”

 

-Lili Marlene

 

 

There were two lanterns at our barracks gate

After standing inspection for Cinderella Liberty

We passed beneath them to catch the Number 7 bus

Past Balboa’s eucalyptus trees, into downtown

 

Where sins of the flesh awaited our E-1 fantasies

But instead we went to Mass, found a coffee shop

Nervously walked along Lower Broadway

Tried desperately to look like old salts

 

Carefully stayed away from Lili Marlene

And ‘phoned our parents from the lobby of the U. S. Grant

"And the Moonbeams Kiss the Sea" - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

“And the Moonbeams Kiss the Sea”

 

 

For A.V on the Happy Occasion of Her Graduation

 

 

I hope and believe that at Harvard still

In the springtime of their golden youth

Lovers sit upon the lawn’s green morning grass

Before class

       and read Shelley to each other

At Mass the Young Again are Crowned with Mantillas - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

At Mass the Young Again are Crowned with Mantillas

 

A mantilla in its elegance and lace

Frames forth the beauty of a lady’s noble face

A gentlemen steps back a courtly pace

Giving honour to his lady and her crown of grace

Just Making Fun of the U.K. Dail Mail Again

 Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Just Making Fun of the U.K. Daily Mail Again:

If It’s on The InterGossip it Must be True

 

At all costs much the gift that keeps on giving much now let’s see there was this little German man with the moustache now what was his name oh yeah much oh wait much breaks cover much everyone is saying jaw-dropping much I’m a professional this is what you need to know much what REALLY happened much is strong in this one much game changer much secret nazi gold train found much Amelia Earhart found much Jimmy Hoffa’s false teeth found much Gilligan’s Island is a secret Chinese army base much  Elvis’ secret diary found much Marilyn Monroe and Walt Disney’s secret affair much the secret cure doctors don’t want you to know much apocalyptic glamour much chilling much shock scandal much stuns Wall Street much iconic much absolutely shocked trans nepo baby much dictator’s playbook much outrage fake alarm shock bombshell worst dressed much Meghan & Harry much packs on the PDA hellhole much gender reveal steamy toned abs much breaks silence much oh wait much firebrand much game changer there I fixed it for you much pot meet kettle much stay in your lane much across the pond much lives rent-free in his head much potentially much just sayin’ much? powder keg much ticking time bomb much cue the whatever in 3…2…1…much iconic much biblical proportions much LOL much books banned from the Bible rediscovered much secrets of Alcatraz rediscovered much Russia’s amber room rediscovered much OMG! much ptsd much jaw dropping jaw dropping jaw dropping jaw dropping jaw dropping much much much

Stop Running - Senryu

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Stop Running

 

1 Kings 19

 

Stop searching. Hold still

Rest now under a broom tree

And He will find you

The Evil of Banality Arrests You in the Street - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

The Evil of Banality Arrests You in the Street

 

As Hannah Arendt did not exactly say

 

Handcuffs with their metallic efficiency

Leather-holstered on polished kinky-belts

Distinguish more a grab with their subtle cachet

Than low-Prole zip ties in disposable bags

 

The wrists of citizens handcuffed without warrants

By an official wrist encircled with

The gift of a Rolex from Mister Big

Who will never countenance the arrest of his sons

 

Handcuffs should click as tastefully, you see

As the door of an unmarked SUV