Sunday, July 26, 2026

An Existential Bus Ride on the Periphery of Heaven - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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An Existential Bus Ride on the Periphery of Heaven

 

 

Tell me, what is it you plan to do

With your one wild and precious bus ticket?

 

-As Mary Oliver did not say in “The Summer Day”

 

 

Is this the right bus? Where are you going?

 

I boarded the bus outside Balboa Park

With Tolkien and Lewis smoking their pipes

 

Missed a stop along University Boulevard

Because I was listening to Pasternak

 

Got off the bus at Horton Plaza (there was no Hoo)

Because McKuen wanted to roam the rainy streets

 

Boarded again a few hours later, but

Spenser refused to sit next to a Catholic

 

I told him I really enjoyed The Faerie Queene anyway

He thanked me and autographed my death sentence

 

McMurtry said, “This ain’t Texas, you know;

You can’t even see Texas from the back of the bus”

 

Frankl replied, “But there is meaning in a bus”

De Chardin suggested that all bus-ness is coming together

 

Yevtushenko declared that the bus was all about him

Eliot thought there might not be a bus at all

 

My ticket ran out at Mission Beach, and so did I

Outside a bikini shop where the loungers ask

 

Not about the meaning of life, but rather

“Spare change? Spare change?”

When You and Your Server are from Different Centuries - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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When You and Your Server are from Different Centuries

 

 

Diner: Coffee with sugar and cream. What’s your major?

 

Server: Finance. I plan to be a CPA.

 

Diner: That’s wonderful! I have trouble balancing my checkbook.

 

Server: Fresh coffee coming right up. What’s a checkbook?

Sitting by an Escape Hatch During the funeral - poem (of a sort...)

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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Sitting by an Escape Hatch During the Funeral

 

 

                                                        “The dead without charity enclosed in craziness”

 

-As Henry V did not say

 

 

“Now let’s all take turns sharing our favorite memories of Daddy”

 

Y’all don’t know me but I’m his wife and I don’t drank and y’all know I don’t approve of drankin’ and I was married to somebody else when we met and he asked me for my phone number and I gave him a disconnected one but he wouldn’t give up and he asked my uncle for my number and my uncle asked my daddy and he said it was okay and I said I ain’t interested in you I’m married to the love of my life we was separated but I had them kids and he had his kids and Jesus knows the way and so we got married for forty seven years when we got married we had both been married so we asked if we was going to live just as brother and sister because of the kids and Lord knows we tried but Jesus knows the way and after a month we was really together and we was married forty-seven years and there’s a hell of an angel in heaven now yessir a hell of an angel in Heaven tonight and if anyone don’t like how I say it you know what you can do about it cause he was the best man ever and Jesus wanted us together…

 

 

And that is why you should sit in the back

By the door, ready to escape

Saturday, July 25, 2026

A Black-Tie Dinner in Pandaemonium - White House Correspondents' Dinner

 

Lawrence Hall

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A Black-Tie Dinner in Pandaemonium

 

 

                                             A dismal universal hiss, the sound

                                             Of public scorn

 

-Paradise Lost, Book IX.508-509

 

 

Submissive and obedient they came to sup

With weak applause for their glowering chief

(Whose courtiers listed those who did not show up)

Each quivered in fear like a trembling leaf

For a Friend on His Pilgrimage - a poor attempt at a senryu

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

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An attempt at a senryu and an allusion to Basho


For a Friend on His Pilgrimage

 

As you walk your path

Your Narrow Road to the North

May you find Heiwa

Sunday, July 19, 2026

Schrodinger's Constitution - poem

Lawrence Hall

mhall46184@aol.com

 

Schrodinger’s Constitution

 

US military launches new airstrikes to 'punish' Iran for deaths of US troops | AP News

 

We cannot know how many of our young,

Our soldiers young, were killed today because

Our president’s words are ashes and lies

Blown about in the desert’s desolation

 

That mad old man plays with his golden trinkets

While his Secretary for Blood fondles testosterone

Around a reflecting pool that reflects little more

Than immigration officers shooting people in the streets

 

Benjamin Franklin warned us, “A republic - if you can keep it” –

 

God forgive us; we did not keep it

Saturday, July 18, 2026

A Back-to-School Shopping Fantasy - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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A Back-to-School Shopping Fantasy

 

Dialogue Log Log Between Two High School Students

 

 

“From my summer job I saved and searched and bought

This Keuffel & Esser 4081-3 Log Log Duplex Decitrig Slide Rule -

Now I control the numbers, touch the numbers

Bend the numbers to my purposes; numbers mind me”

 

“That is so old school!” He chewing-gummed in scorn

          In adolescent scorn

“All I need is a calculator from Shanghai

It tells me what it wants me to know

And, hey, check out my new autograph sneakers!”

 

Ten Years Later

 

When she bid the engineering for the next Airbus

She did not hire him

Friday, July 17, 2026

"The Intoxicating Poetry of Belief" - poem

 Lawrence Hall

mhall46184@aol.com


“The Intoxicating Poetry of Belief”1

 

 

From an idea by a fellow scrivener

 

And for the fellowship of these electric pages

 

 

Ad Deum qui laetificat juventutem meam

 

The liturgy is a poem

A hymn of the universe 1

That was

And is

And forever will be

Spoken and sung

 

Sometimes we get lost in a volta

 

But it all comes together in the Consecration

And again in the L’envoi

 

We are the poem

We don’t have to get it right

Or know all the words

We are loved and sung

All the way to the end

And if we’re sometimes inattentive

Well

That’s okay too

The liturgy is not a got’cha

 

The liturgy is a gift

 

 

1 cf. Anais Vionet

2 Teilhard de Chardin

Is Your Life No More Than a Login Code? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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Is Your Life No More Than a Login Code?

 

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Thursday, July 16, 2026

Do I.C.E. Waiting Rooms Feature Coffee Machines and Kitsch? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Do I.C.E. Waiting Rooms Feature Coffee Machines and Kitsch?

 

Plastic Herbs in Physicians’ Waiting Rooms

 

Those photographs and paintings of bicycles

Leaning against sunlit Italian curbs

Are no more – now doctors’ offices

Are all about ceramic pots of plastic herbs

 

And coffee machines that pierce cute little cups

And brew up coffee with a soft low hiss

To serve you freshly-brewed pick-me-ups

That go so well with your diagnosis

 

New decorations, same old fluorescent lights

While scribbling out ideas for your funeral rites

Monday, July 13, 2026

Exit the Hurricane - Hurricane Harvey, 2017

possibly a re-post


Lawrence Hall

mhall46184@aol.com

Exit the Hurricane (not the catchiest title, eh?)

What is that silence? It is the not-rain
The first not-rain since Friday this past week
Every loud frog gloats in unseemly song
The old, sour water recedes from the door

The whole house stinks; it stinks of damp and rot
Of clothes unwashed because the drains are dammed
Of smelly shoes and even smellier socks
Of refugee gear flung casually about

The whole house stinks; it stinks of damp and rot
Of too many people – and isn’t it wonderful!

Has Anyone Counted all the Senators Today? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

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Home - Hello Poetry

 

Has Anyone Counted all the Senators Today?

 

“Conspiracies Swirl” 

Drudge, 13 July 2026

 

Conspiracies do not whirl

People swirl conspiracies

But has anyone counted

All the Senators today?

Thursday, July 9, 2026

Dragon in July - an attempt at haiku

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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Dragon in July

 

A fallen dragon

Collapses on burning fields

Children breathe its heat

You are Now Leaving the ******** Sector - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

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You are Now Leaving the ******** Sector

 

Please have your passport ready

Your proof of return

Your proof of financial responsibility

Your testimony of undying loyalty to the regime

Take off your shoes

Empty your pockets and place the contents in the plastic

          tray

Don’t make any jokes

What is the purpose of your trip?

When were you last out of the country?

For what purpose?

Have you ever traveled to any of the following countries…?

Are you related to anyone in your country of destination?

How?

Are you carrying more than $100,000 in currency or negotiable securities?

Step into the curious machine

Step out of the curious machine

Please take off your belt and step back into the machine

Please step out of the machine and hold your arms high

Do you have a pacemaker or other electronic medical device?

Do you have a heart?

The wand is not intrusive

Stand on one foot

Now stand on the other foot

The patdown is not intrusive

You may proceed

 

 

When we stepped outside the ******** sector

We looked back and realized how small it is

If a Senryu Goes Bad - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literature and Love

Home - Hello Poetry

 

If a Senryu Goes Bad

 

Would a poem about

Committing an injustice

Be a SINryu?

 

(Apologies. I blame the heat. And fluoride. And jabs. And mysterious lights from Mars.)

Goodwill is my Couturier - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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Home - Hello Poetry

 

Goodwill is my Bond Street

 

Joe Bidens for $2.50 at Goodwill

1950s happenin’ Foster Grants

I’m as cool as the former president

Hey, chicks and babes, check out my Subaru

 

A nautical blazer with buttons of brass

I’m as svelte as Patrick McGoohan

Okay, I’m twice the man he ever was

My secret agent waist is a danger, man

 

My couturier’s a thrill not on Blueberry Hill

But ‘way downtown, at the good old Goodwill

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

A Red Card? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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Home - Hello Poetry

 

A Red Card?

 

We will never give each other red cards

But how about a red maple leaf from Canada?

We could walk through Bowring Park in St. John’s

And watch the children play around Peter Pan

 

We will never give each other red cards

But like monarchs under bright red parasols

We could be the sovereigns of each other’s hearts

Along the Chao Phraya, the River of Kings

 

We will never give each other red cards –

But would you like a mischievous red balloon

                                 And a morning in Paris?

 

Music: “Le Ballon Rouge,” Maurice Leroux

Monday, July 6, 2026

Humans - They're What's for Dinner! - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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Humans – They’re What’s for Dinner!

 

I lay me down to sleep tonight

I pray the Lord that mosquitoes won’t bite

I fear that my brand new bug light

Will draw them near without harm or fright

 

They’re free to dance and mock and buzz –

          A live-and-let-live attitude

Is all that my new bug light does!

Saturday, July 4, 2026

A Complicated Affair of the Heart - a poem for Independence Day

 Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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A Complicated Affair of the Heart

 

 

“‘My country, right or wrong,’ is a thing that no patriot would think of saying.

It is like saying, ‘My mother, drunk or sober.'”

 

-G. K. Chesterton, The Defendant, 1901

 

 

At midday I finally posted the flag

After many hours of reflection and guilt

The bloody tyrant will think it is there for him -

But he cannot command our faithful hearts

 

His soldiers occupy our capital’s streets

Arresting citizens for crimes that never were

He wars against the nations while our Congress cowers -

But he cannot command our faithful hearts

 

That is not his flag over our still-standing ramparts -

For he cannot command our faithful hearts

 

4 July 2026

Criminally Made Algae - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

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Home - Hello Poetry

 

Criminally Made Algae

 

 

“The Reflecting Pool is now in full use after suffering great damage from Criminal, Radical Left Vandals, people that truly hate our Country…the criminally made algae is gone”

 

The President, 28 June 2026, numerous sources

 

 

A dripping-damp alley off a sinister street

Among the garbage cans and omnivorous rats

A series of coded knocks on an obscure door

“Psssst! Neville the Liberal Arts Graduate sent me”

 

Sinister doings in a dimly-lit lab

Chemicals and curious machinery

“We can’t get the chlorophyl balanced, Boss”

“The gamete-producing cells must be shipped at dawn”

 

“Algae, comrades, remember our purpose, our goal!

Algae, comrades, for the president’s toilet bowl!”

 

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

An Existential Bus Ride on the Periphery of Heaven - poem

  Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life, Literatur...