Monday, July 21, 2025

The New Pastor Threatens the Congregation with Guitars - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

The New Pastor Threatens the Congregation with Guitars

 

Our new pastor has visions, dreams beyond the stars

At Mass last week he informally presented

This suggestion: a choir. And guitars

But peace will still obtain, tho’ that twanging jars -

Guitars in church are why ear plugs were invented

Sunday, July 20, 2025

Betrayed With a Kiss-Cam - poem

  

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Betrayed With a Kiss-Cam

 

 

And the sunlight clasps the earth

And the moonbeams kiss the sea:

What is all this sweet work worth

If thou kiss not me?

 

-Shelly, “Love’s Philosophy”

 

 

A kiss is just a kiss, as Dooley Wilson sang

In a Casablanca that never was

A kiss to give one’s life a bit of tang

A kiss to set a lonely heart abuzz

 

But great unwashed mobs stacked in their masses

Close-looped in a failed sub-culture of dust

Metal in their noses and tattoos on their asses

Can never find truth without a trace of trust

 

For love can never depend upon

The vigilante cruelty of a jumbo-tron

 

 

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The Crown of Rachel - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

The Crown of Rachel

 

 

From an idea inspired by Nat Lipstadt while we discussing something else

 

 

A dream about our teacher Akiva of Yavna

When the Romans took a respite from murdering us:

In our youth we approached a little house

Though we were tired from following the goats all day

 

Akiva was tired from tending his beans

And from Jacob-wrestling with great ideas

But he smiled and asked what he could do

Do for us little children bubbling with questions

 

“I am inventing the synagogue,” he might have said

“What is a synagogue? A new kind of Temple?”

“It is a machine for learning, a temple of the mind

A school, an altar upon we sacrifice our ignorance”

 

“But the Romans won’t let us sacrifice anything”

“Sometimes” said Akiva wryly, “they sacrifice us

But in the synagogue we will have a little light

Light and Torah and learning, always learning”

 

“We want to learn.”

 

“Oh? And what do you want to learn?” he asked of us

 

“We want to learn.”

 

He smiled and sat us at a table under his vines

“I learned to read when I was forty,” he said

As he took out a tablet and a stylus

One of us said, “I can’t imagine being that old!”

 

Our teacher smiled, smoothed the day from the wax

And instructed us to attend to the Word

“The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom”

That is what he said, not what he wrote in the wax

 

Akiva prayed, he prayed for us, and wrote

And in the wax the letters formed as fire

As gold and fire:

 

Bereshit Bara Elohim…”

Friday, July 18, 2025

A Cure for the Common Scold -doggerel (thinking of the cast of the Harry Potter films)

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

A Cure for the Common Scold

 

For ___________________________

 

With wisdom, age, and experience a man

Comes to appreciate that most useful tool

and the entertainment value as part of the plan

In the sadly-neglected ducking stool

1970 - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

1970

 

When I came home I was asked by a boyhood friend

“I haven’t seen you lately; where have you been?”

 

I’m still wondering about that

Death Falls Apart in White - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Death Falls Apart in White

 

Snow does not fall in July, and yet there is white

White falling like large snowflakes or small flower petals

White scatterings across the summer lawn

Ghostly among the leafy sheltering oaks

 

The hawks are back

 

An egret about her business of bugs and snakes

Sudden violence high up in the gentle air

Flesh and life claw-ripped, torn, and devoured

Unheard below, only feathers falling like snow

 

The hawks are back

 

This artificial paradise of feeders and seeders

And flower-bordered lawn is a scape of death

From which the gentle rabbits, birds, and squirrels

Withdraw in silent fear

 

The hawks are back

The Last Nights of Club Ozymandias - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

The Last Nights of Club Ozymandias in San Diego

 

 

Shelley always makes one think

(often about how to pronounce his middle name)

 

 

I met a tout along a darkening street

Who said – “two trunkless legs of neon dance

There, upon that wall, on neon feet

An electromechanical contrivance to prance

 

In remnants, but wiggling hips and pouty lips

Tell that the artisan well caught the lust

Of lonely sailors as a pretty girl strips -

In time those young men and the dancer will be dust

 

These letters appear, written in cold fire:

I am the Queen of Club Ozymandias

Look upon me with your hot desire

Look upon me, and imagine us…

 

Tomorrow all will be leveled

 

A housing estate will arise, a planner’s scar

Nothing will remain of laughter and drinks

Of sailors flinging their pay upon the bar

For a dancing girl now silent as the Sphinx”

We Ask Everyone to Respect Our Family Privacy at This Time - poem about the guy who bit the head off a bat

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