Sunday, May 18, 2025

Friday, May 16, 2025

The Evil of Banality Arrests You in the Street - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

The Evil of Banality Arrests You in the Street

 

As Hannah Arendt did not exactly say

 

Handcuffs with their metallic efficiency

Leather-holstered on polished kinky-belts

Distinguish more a grab with their subtle cachet

Than low-Prole zip ties in disposable bags

 

The wrists of citizens handcuffed without warrants

By an official wrist encircled with

The gift of a Rolex from Mister Big

Who will never countenance the arrest of his sons

 

Handcuffs should click as tastefully, you see

As the door of an unmarked SUV

He Took a Photograph of an Unauthorized Number! - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

He Took a Photograph of an Unauthorized Number!

 

 

“Tear him to pieces; he is a conspirator!”

 

-First Plebeian, Julius Caesar III.iii.28

 

 

Can I avoid death threats if I simply say

I wish Mr. Trump would go away

To a luxurious golf course there to play

And peace on him may we safely pray

Bring Me the Head of Peter Rabbit - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Bring Me the Head of Peter Rabbit

 

My little dog has gotten into the habit

Of dining at dusk on delicious rabbit

 

Last night she blitzed past me as I opened the door

And left me a gift on the bedroom floor

 

I blinked when I saw at the foot of the bed

With its eyes still open – a poor rabbit’s head

 

Luna-Dog looked up and pawed at my knee

As if to ask, “Aren’t you proud of me?”

 

I reminded her gently (no need to fume)

That we take our meals in the dining room

Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Ghosted - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Ghosted

 

In the half-light before dawn I checked the mail

I don’t know why; maybe I was awaiting some truth

When shimmering on the MePhone’s sleep-obscured page

A message from a friend long dead appeared

 

He made a joke about the January moon

And mentioned a book he had begun to read

He asked about my slow progress through a book since misplace

And chided me for not keeping up with him

 

I want to find that book

Because on some happy morning beyond time

                                     he will ask me about it

Monday, May 5, 2025

My Bestest Friend in the Whole First Grade - an elegy

 Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

My Bestest Friend in the Whole First Grade

 

 

For Rodney Joe Webb

of happy memory

 

 

Our fathers’ farms were across the road from each other

We rode the big yaller feller to school

After the morning milking: Run! Run! We’ll be late!

And back again for the evening milking

 

We knew all sorts of stuff about battleships

And that Roy Rogers was better than Gene Autry

Chevy or Ford, and America could never be licked

Robin Hood and the biggest fish in the pond

 

The farms are long gone, and the fields of hay –

I went to his visitation today


Friday, May 2, 2025

The Parlement of Foules and the Parliament of Fools - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

The Parlement of Foules and the Parliament of Fools

 

The Parlement of Foules of whom old Chaucer wrote

Meet yearly on the Feast of Valentine

In Venus’ temple to negotiate

The noble rites of love and life and youth

 

The Parliament of Birds on my front lawn

In their several sub-species negotiate

Their seeds and crusts with outraged squawks and shrieks

But in the end manage to satisfy all

 

The Parliaments of Birds are of order and rules

But humans elect only Parliaments of Fools

Darwinianism Stalks the Suburbs - poem

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