Thursday, September 7, 2023

All the News That's Fit to Beam Me Up, Scotty - in praise of local newspapers

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

3 September 2023

 

All the News That’s Fit to Beam Me Up, Scotty

 

We read on newsprint that newsprint is soon to be no more, and so the East Texas Banner from Kirbyville, Texas will appear only via electrons on your personal device.

 

The finest image of a small-town newspaper is in a painting by Norman Rockwell [Norman Rockwell Visits a Country Editor | The Saturday Evening Post]. We see the venerable old editor pounding out a story on his antique Underwood beneath a photograph of benevolent Franklin D. Roosevelt. A printer’s assistant wearing his big brother’s sailor hat (the time is 1946) hastily delivers copy to a pretty typist who flirts with him. The wall is a catalogue of objects we never see anymore: electric lights in sconces, a pencil sharpener, documents pinned on a spindle, and a page-a-day calendar. The telephone includes a wooden box with two bells, the in and out trays are a hopeless mess, and the venetian blinds are long past needing replacement.

 

I suppose now all the work shown in this humble newspaper office would be accomplished via people in three different locations communicating in only two-dimensions through big Orwellian telescreens.

 

And I don’t think there is a pencil sharpener at the Banner office; computer cursors don’t need sharpening.

 

But the method of transmission is not important; what is important is that a rural community has a private-enterprise voice for and of the people, helmed by an editor and a staff who have the news and the desire to report it in their blood (metaphorically, of course).

 

Tyrants and bullies do not like newspapers; the First Amendment certainly reads well but the subsequent history of this nation is littered with the wreckage of smashed printing presses, burnt newspaper offices, and occasionally the corpse of editors who upset some local Boss Tweed.

 

Sadly, this is not only history. Last month the self-styled bosses in Marion, Kansas raided the Marion County Record based on rumors and gossip. An illegal search warrant was signed off by a magistrate and some of the tubbiest Barney Fifes you ever saw on security cameras waddled in to raid the newspaper office and carry off computers, cell ‘phones, and paperwork. The lads then raided two private homes, bullied a 98-year-old woman (who died the next day), and made off with more electronics and paperwork, most of it personal, in a violation of the 4th Amendment. 

 

A corrupt Kansas police department in its unlawful acts against a small-town newspaper indicates the continuing need for small-town newspapers everywhere.

 

I could (and do) mutter about the reality that not all change is good, but we are blessed in continuing to have our good ol’ hometown newspaper.  High school graduations, homecoming parades, weddings, funerals, births, reunions, and all the other rites of passage obtain even without a newspaper, but reading about them and seeing the photographs just seems to make them more official.

 

Access to the now electrical East Texas Banner, according to Sandi Saulsbury, can be made by typing in www.easttexasbanner.com in the top bar of your personal Orwellian telescreen. Once in you can read the news and, if you wish, easily subscribe so that in the future the weekly edition appears on your machine.

 

The gadgetry has changed, but the absolute need for a free press in a free nation can never change. Reading your local newspaper is not only informative and entertaining, it can also be considered a civic duty.

 

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