Wednesday, November 27, 2024

The Mostest Magicalist Familiestest Christmas Ever - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Mostest Magicalist Familiestest Christmas Ever

 

She will make this the most magical family Christmas ever

With the perfect tree

The perfect gifts

The perfect table

The perfect meal

The perfect ambience

The perfect decorations

 

A memory worthy of inclusion in a Hallmark movie

She will make this the most magical family Christmas ever

 

No matter how many children she reduces to tears for it

Sunday, November 24, 2024

Algebra is not in the Bible - poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Algebra is not in the Bible

 

Jesus never said unto us, “Solve for X”

If algebra were real, the apostolic succession

Of bishops would have told us about it

(After 2,000 years of committee meetings)

 

I miss Bob Newhart

Saturday, November 23, 2024

You are Civilization's Quiet Contemplative - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

You are Civilization’s Quiet Contemplative

 

 

I send Love’s name into the world with wings

 

-Thomas Merton, “A Psalm”

 

 

Into your pocket you slip a volume of verse

To feel and smell and breathe the words of others

And paper and pen are ready to your hand

To limn an errant dream as it whispers by

 

You take a roadside turning known only to you

Recusing yourself from busy-ness for awhile

To sigh upon a grassy bank and simply be

And rescue civilization from itself

 

With words you embrace the entirety of life

(But don’t forget your British Army Knife)

Still Listening to the Warm - poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Still Listening to the Warm

 

Rod McKuen was the coolest of the cool

And now he’s not

Which makes him warmer than ever

On the pencil-marked pages of our youth

 

“Listen to the Warm” is still good advice

Thursday, November 21, 2024

Politics and the Public Square - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Politics and the Public Square

 

Oh, yes, we know about the public square -

That’s where the Enlightenment works the guillotine

That’s where sensitive progressives murder Jews

And constitutionalists rubbish the Constitution

 

Oh, yes, we know about the public square -

That’s where those who kiss dictators deny the King

That’s where individualists join in mobs

And the last few children are hunted down and killed

 

Oh, yes, we know about the public square –

Where the screams of the dying poison the air

Wednesday, November 20, 2024

I'm Gonna Tell Santa Claus on You! - poem

  

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

I’m Gonna Tell Santa Claus on You!

 

Nora and Theo

 

The children scamper across my grassy lawn

And bring me wiggly worms to identify

Big acorns to admire, lemons fallen weeks before

Sticks and leaves, pinecones, flowers, and bits of bark

 

They lose their shoes and socks beneath the oak

They drink from the water hose and don’t turn it off

They chase the dog and the dog chases them

They shriek out joyfully because they can

 

I growl that if I mow another bit of brick

I’m gonna tell ol’ Santa Claus on them

 

They laugh at me, and bring me another worm

When She Sold Her Old Ford Mustang - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

When She Sold Her Old Ford Mustang

 

Y’all need some more coffee? I got some fresh

 

That car was my dream; had it since I was twenty

When I got married it was our honeymoon ride

When I got divorced it was all I had

After me and my baby got away from the beatings

 

Your breakfast okay? We got a new cook

 

We sometimes had to live in it, y’know?

So like I had to tell my son I’m selling it

I promised it to him for his graduation

That car was our life. But it ain’t safe

 

Did I tell you we got a new cook? He’s pretty good

 

I’m been waitin’ tables in this old cafĂ© for years

Watchin’ the world go by on th’ highway

Reading the Room - doggerel

   Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com Dispatches for the Colonial Office   Reading the Room   I don’t know to read a room, but look – I’m stil...