Friday, February 23, 2024

No, I Will Not Watch X - quatrain

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

No, I Will Not Watch X

 

For all the same reasons I repudiate Q

I will not watch X, not even for you

And I regret that you asked me to -

They’re both a Macbethian witches’ brew

Night of the Long Sporks - quatrain

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Night of the Long Sporks

 

Republicans have their sporks out for each other

Slashing each member with unpassable bills

Impeaching each MAGA sister and brother -

The 118th Congress gives me the chills!

Thursday, February 22, 2024

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT ALL OVER EUROPE AND OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

ALL OVER EUROPE AND OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The Great AT&T Blink of 2024

 

America has failed, Babylon has fallen

Amid sturm und drang and riot and rout

Civilization has collapsed and we can’t call it in

Because our telephones are out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Oh, it’s back on – is this Joe’s Pizza?)

Standing the Test of Time - quatrain

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Standing the Test of Time

 

So tell me about life’s test – is it multiple-guess?

Or fill-in-the-blanks for my empty mind

If the most common answer is C…oh, what a mess!

Gimme a hint, Teach; I’m falling behind!

The Wind Drove the Pages Wild - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Wind Drove the Pages Wild

 

Reading Yevtushenko on a Windy Day

 

The flapping, fluttering pages went wild in the wind

And poetry sometimes should go wild, blow wild

To shake those gently slumbering words awake

Provoking peaceful musings into a storm

 

Nouns chasing verbs into logical conclusions

That turn about and bite the reader in the (hand)

And adjectives torment the symbolism

While adverbs, as always, were mostly in the way

 

I just wanted a quiet hour with coffee and verse

But flapping, fluttering pages went wild in the wind

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

A Single, Intemperate, Ill-Mannered Line About Tucker Carlson

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

A One-Line Dismissal of Tucker Carlson Isn’t a Poem, But…

 

 

Democracy dies in dorkness


Waiting for the Other Boot to Drop - quatrain

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Waiting for the Other Boot to Drop

 

And it’s not even a good and honest boot

But the steel-tapped heel and studded sole

Of anger, hatred, and existential despair

One that takes time to pause and stomp the flowers



(The village grouch; you know him)

May Our Children Live Long Enough to Invade Greenland - doggerel

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