Sunday, February 4, 2024

The Latest Atmospheric River End-of-the-World Pineapple Express Bomb Cyclone from H**l

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Latest Atmospheric River End-of-the-World 

Pineapple Express Bomb Cyclone from H**l

 

 

The news is falling! The news is falling!

 

-as Chicken Little did not say

 

 

An apocalyptic storm of such intensity

We’re all going to drown in a flood of breaking news

The streets already overflowing with hyperbole

From reporters in damp shoes awaiting their cues

 

Saturday, February 3, 2024

A Quatrain to Explain the Infinite Monkey Theory

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

A Quatrain to Explain the Infinite Monkey Theory

 

If you set a monkey at a typewriter

To type and type for all eternity

What he will type, that little blighter

Is a politician’s speech – nonsense, you see!

Friday, February 2, 2024

A Rotor-Tiller and the Feast of the Presentation - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

A Rotor-Tiller and the Feast of the Presentation

 

Names have not been restored, as Aslan says

Some are pleased to call this Ground-Hog Day

Although there are no ground hogs here

But the Presentation is everywhere and forever

 

I passed the morning deconstructing the tiller

                                  (instead of sacred texts)

Working debris from around the tines

Thinking about the coming spring and how -

How the Presentation is everywhere and forever

 

Names have not been restored, as Aslan says

Still, the Presentation is everywhere and forever

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Browsing the Poetry Titles in the Book Store

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Browsing the Poetry Titles in the Book Store

 

I soon had a thorough understanding of the rules. For a poem to go through there had to be a few lines devoted to [         ]

 

-Yevtushenko, p. 68, A Precocious Autobiography

 

Call Me by the Post-Colonial Things We Carried Without Borders in the Boat in the Twilight Garden of our Being Unsilencing the Silent Voices Songs of Our Powerful People Aimlessly in Fire New and Selected Hopes To Change Your Life Forever Becoming the Healing                                                                                                                                                              You Always Wanted to Be in the Emptiness Within While Searching the Soul of the Underself in Quest of Anti-hierarchy For Elegies of the Lover

Who

Never

Was

But

Who

Might

Be on the Silences of Screaming Wings in a Rhapsody of a Plangent Tangent of Voided Meanings at the End of the             Rainbow World When a Golden Sickle Pierced the Sighings of                     the Moon in  Your Shivering Hand Leaves in the Exiled Gentleness of              Barbed Wire Pillows Comforting Your Cerulean Soul-Quest of Meaningful    Meaninglessness adrift in the Writhing  

 

 

Arms of your Powerful Weakness as a Twinkling Pancreas Vaults        Ambition Through Disconnected Quotes from Shakespeare Who was My           Soul-Twin Aflame with Passionless Passion for a Forbidden Vegetable Incarnadining     the Cosmic Cypress of Your Unattainable Body Through the Music of                 the Trapezoids as the Forbidden Kiss of Life

And, like, stuff

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Elon Musk Invites Us Down for Chips and Dip and Destruction - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Elon Musk Invites Us Down for Chips and Dip and Destruction

 

They have pulled down Deep Heaven on their Heads

 

-C. S. Lewis, That Hideous Strength

 

He’s implanted a chip, says Mr. Musk

Into the brain (certainly not the hip)

Of some poor patient who’s now just a husk

A talking head, a thing, a radar blip

 

And what could go wrong with this poor android

A man now fitted with an electric brain

Adjusted and programmed and tweaked and toyed -

A failed experiment thrashing in pain?

 

And if he fails, this humanoid chip

Musk might use him for guacamole dip

 

I am not a Luddite. Electronic chips, as with pacemakers, eyeglasses, and artificial joints, will be used by wise scientists and healers to make our lives better. But I wouldn't trust just anyone in the matter.

Monday, January 29, 2024

Tower 22

"Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, 

and make perpetual Light to shine upon them." 



Specialist Kennedy Ladon Sanders, 24

Specialist Breonna Moffett, 23

Sgt. William Rivers, 46

This Smart Watch Will Last - poem

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

This Smart Watch Will Last

 

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in

 

-Henry David Thoreau, Walden

 

I do not set the time; time simply is:

The dawning day requires no entrance code

The morning frost need not be set to wake

The yakking crows cannot be switched to “Off”

 

The lingering fog sends no notifications

The bare-limbed oaks re-set themselves in spring

The sky is the background app refresh

The wind is a warranty for life

 

All these good things are made to be -

I do not set the time, but God sets me

May Our Children Live Long Enough to Invade Greenland - doggerel

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