Sunday, January 5, 2025

Epiphany Moved and Improved - The Magi Must Re-Schedule Their Arrival Time

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Epiphany Moved and Improved –

The Magi Must Re-Schedule Their Arrival Time

 

Whatever committee decides these things

Has chosen to shift ancient feasts about

For the convenience of the modern world

In scheduling meetings and interviews

 

Magi following a smart watch in the sky

The ostler wants the stable cleared by ten

King Herod tapping massacres on an app

Plough Monday must be reset to Tuesday next

 

Whatever committee decides these things

Is stricken deaf when the sacring bell rings

Saturday, January 4, 2025

Why Do They Say He was Tragically Murdered? - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Why Do They Say He was Tragically Murdered?

 

Was anyone ever joyfully murdered?

Happily murdered?

Humorously murdered?

Gloriously murdered?

 

When at dusk a mist begins to rise

A sinister mist from across the fields

And you seem to perceive a malevolent being

Peering at you from the tree line dark

 

Yes, something is watching you

 

It is not God-banished Grendel from Beowulf

Nor is it Nesferatu creeping up to you

Or a Haunt arising from a long-lost grave

It is something even more grotesque and obscene:

 

                                            An Adverb

The Presumption in Wake-Up Calls - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

The Presumption in Wake-Up Calls

 

A wake-up call is but a manifesto

Retro 1968 but less literate

Demanding that the world pay attention

To the temper-tantrums of some middle-aged guy

 

Who knows all about guns ‘n’ bombs ‘n’ stuff

While the rest of us know all about raising our kids

Working 12-hour shifts, paying our bills

Building our lives, and taking care of each other

 

The rest of us have grown-up things to do

    The presumptuous waker-upper

Should ditch his childish ego and wake up himself

Activate Your Card Now! It's Easy! - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Activate Your Card Now! It’s Easy!

 

‘Enry ‘Iggins, Tiffany in Calcutta, and my Cousins Down the Road

 

There even are places where English completely disappears -

Why, in America they haven't used it for years!

 

-Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady

 

California and council flats, aye, there’s the nexus

Great Britain taught the world English right and proper

But in hearing my cousins from Caney Head, Texas

I conclude that the Empire has come a cropper!

This Unit Not Labeled for Retail Sale - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

This Unit Not Labeled for Retail Sale

 

You can’t break me apart, she said to me

This unit is not labeled for retail sale

And if you think that you like what you see

You can post your money for the emotional bail

 

A Christmas candy said “The Unit Not Labeled for Retail Sale” so I had a little fun with that.

Friday, January 3, 2025

The Stray 'Possum Cafe - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

 

The Stray ‘Possum Café

 

The only comparisons in Western literature might be with the Romantics or the Beat Generation, but the Russian Silver Age poets outdazzled them in glamour and intrigue.

 

-Darran Anderson

 

 

We lay our scene not in Saint Petersburg

Where Anna Ahkmatova flirted and rhymed

With Gumilyov, Mandelstam, and Tsvetaeva

Among champagne, cigarettes, tears, and pearls

 

In the old and storied Stray Dog Café 

But in a field on a December night

Where two opossums meet in quest of love

And wrangle in the leaves of intimacy

 

Poor strays making…art…without any fear

Of execution by the Kremlin Mountaineer

 

 

Saint Petersburg’s Stray Dog Café was a matrix for art, music, dance, and poetry from imperial Russia to the Soviet horror, and thence into the world.  It almost serves as a sort of hinge between the 19th century and the 20th. Please read Darran Anderson’s professional and thus accessible article in City JournalAnna Akhmatova’s Bravery.

 

I am having fun with intruding ‘possums among the Silver Age poets, but as for them, yes, they are essential. Their brilliance still shines for us and influences what we write even if we are unaware of them – and for that most of them were murdered by the mad tyranny of Communism.

Wednesday, January 1, 2025

So This is the New Year - poem

  

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

So This is the New Year

 

 

The road goes ever on and on…

 

-from at least three variations of a song in The Lord of the Rings

 

 

About this new year – it doesn’t look so new

A metaphorical kick of the tires suggests

It’s been down many roads before

But then, so have we

 

About this new year – it doesn’t look so new

But the first sunlight in the bare oak trees

And upon last summer’s ground-shoaling leaves

Lead me to pull on my boots and step outside

 

Frost, sky, sunlight, cardinals, squirrels, life

About this new year – it looks pretty good now

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