Thursday, January 30, 2025

Flight 5342 - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Happy Young Lives Rich with Promise

 

“I will go in to the Altar of God”

 

Ephemera among the searchlight beams:

A paperback novel, a Mickey Mouse doll

Purses and ‘phones, and in-flight magazines

Briefcases still securing important work

 

Ephemera among the searchlight beams:

A note about souvenirs for the kids back home

From the Folger and the aerospace museum

Ice skates in the bins, safely stowed away

 

But now

 

Now lost to us among the searchlight beams:

Happy young lives rich with promises and dreams

Tuesday, January 28, 2025

Cancelling the InterGossip Service - not exacly a poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Cancelling the InterGossip Service

 

And how are you today I am so very glad to hear that thank you sir you have paid today so we won’t be able to cancel the service until next month I am so glad to hear that we need a mailing address so that we can send you a box for the equipment thank you sir no a post office box won’t do I am sorry sir you are breaking up yes sir let me read that back to you thank you sir let me verify your account number that is correct and thank you I will need your zip code will you repeat that thank you but our records show that your service address is oh that is not it please tell me again thank you sir I will read it back to you thank you sir you will have thirty days from the twenty-seventh of next month to return the equipment in the box we will provide to you at your mailing address and I have that mailing address so thank you sir if you will wait two minutes while I access your file thank you sir and I will need your mailing address oh I see I have that sir for the equipment return thank you sir which will cost you $350 if it is not returned thank you sir and now I must read you this list now if you have any questions if you will please wait two minutes thank you sir and may I ask why you are discontinuing service and are you moving sir if you will wait two minutes while I update your records thank you sir and I have your mailing address and may I ask why you are discontinuing service with us oh I am so sorry sir but did they tell you it is fibre optic I understand sir before we go I want to advise you that because you are a long-time customer we have a special offer thank you sir I am happy to have helped you sir and I hope you have a good rest of the day

Guarding Borders Against Criminals - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Guarding Borders Against Criminals

 

 

In any case we are not attacking them at all. We are offering them incalculable benefits.


― T.H. White, 
The Once and Future King

 

 

They began settling here a long time ago

At first they were welcome, but they developed a ‘tude

We need their charity - they tell us so!

But their intentions are obvious and crude

 

With insolence, edict, and a heavy political hand

They’ve come to save us from ourselves; that’s what they say

Here in our beloved Canada, our home and native land –

Oh, won’t the Americans just go away!

A Corporal Who Would Never Be a Sergeant - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

A Corporal Who Would Never Be a Sergeant

 

He was a corporal who would never be a sergeant

In a Palmach squad that would never be recognized

By the Palmach or by the Haganah.

He was a rabbi of the rocks and rubble and roads

 

He would never be recognized as a rabbi

He loved a curly-haired girl who would never marry him

And was friends with a little feral dog

Who crept out to him from behind the ruins

 

There was blood that called to him from Poland

In Yiddish and Hebrew; he didn’t remember why

He was a luftmensch, but dependable in his way

A littleness never admitted to staff meetings

 

He did what he was told to do, and then ignored

He delivered messages and curious packages

To obscure points forbidden to him and his kind

And the dog was shot dead for someone’s sport

 

With an old British rifle he cleared strongpoints

So that the officers could add to their resumes’

And he was told by the cooks that he was too late

As they laughed and closed the door on him

 

Confusion and smoke, and fighting in the streets

Burning corpses and armored cars, wild screams

There was little of him after the RPG hit

And children scurried out to mutilate and steal

 

He was posted as missing, possibly a deserter

Monday, January 27, 2025

Late January is a Time of Grey - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Late January is a Time of Grey

 

I read a little in Billy Collins just now

Because Tolkien is in the other room

Along with the laundry and an unmade bed

Late January is a time of grey

 

I just want to sit with my coffee awhile

And then I’ll stow the laundry and make the bed

The dishwasher can remain silent until tomorrow

Late January is a time of grey

 

I was nibbled to death by ducks today

Because

Late January is a time of grey

Saturday, January 25, 2025

Third Sunday in Extraordinary Time - very short poem

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Third Sunday in Extraordinary Time

 

Dear friends in Christ,

 

The divine liturgy will be delayed for a few minutes

While the new regime checks everyone’s papers


Monday, January 20, 2025

Tiny Artists of the Night - poem

  

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

Dispatches for the Colonial Office

 

Tiny Artists of the Night

 

Snowflakes by flashlight in the deepening dark

I left them to their night of proper tasks

They beamed down to the earth all over the park

And for the cold grey dawn they’ve made great masks

 

Plateaus of iridescent white to layer the lawn

Transcendent beauty in a transient medium

Still falling against the feeble all-day dawn

Little artists who form great truths from tedium

 

And then mysteriously they fly away

To shape the existentials some other day

That Old Loudmouth at Every Meeting - doggerel

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