Dispatches for the Colonial Office

Newspaper columns not published in any newspaper (and there's probably a reason for that)

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Monday, October 28, 2024

The Most Embarrassed Young Father in All of Christendom - poem

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  Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   The Most Embarrassed Young Father in All of Christendom   I will go in to the Altar of G...
Sunday, October 27, 2024

The Sunday Evening News in a Time of Elections - poem

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   Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   The Sunday Evening News in a Time of Elections   “Good things of day begin to droop and drowse”  ...
Saturday, October 26, 2024

A Plumber's Assistant, a Nazi, and an Artificial Tree - poem

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  Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   A Plumber’s Assistant, a Nazi, and an Artificial Tree   Nazi Rally in Madison Square Gar...

I Hear America Whining - doggerel

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   Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   I Hear America Whining   The world’s fattest people, packin’ the pounds Driving in to McDonald’s ...
Friday, October 25, 2024

Torah is Written with Flames - poem

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  Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   Torah is Written with Flames   English letters are as orderly as a battle line But Heb...
Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Driving Home After Work: "Thus Spake Zararthustra" on the Radio - poem

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   Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   Driving Home After Work: “Thus Spake Zarathustra” on the Radio   The first few bars must always r...

We Are All Children When We Attempt Haiku

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  Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   We are All Children When We Attempt Haiku   We all write Haiku We’re not any good at i...
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Lawrence Hall, HSG
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Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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