Dispatches for the Colonial Office

Newspaper columns not published in any newspaper (and there's probably a reason for that)

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Thursday, May 30, 2024

A Pharmacy Aisle Marked INDEPENDENT LIVING - poem

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  Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   A Pharmacy Aisle Marked INDEPENDENT LIVING   “We shall never surrender”   -Churchill...
Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Cataract Surgery (I'll keep an eye out for you) - poem

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    Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   Cataract Surgery (I’ll Keep an Eye Out for You)   Cataract surgery, the left eye today Which mea...
Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Groooving in Area 52 - poem

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  Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   Grooving in Area 52   Maybe…   The Beatles got it wrong back-then-ago When groovy ...
Monday, May 27, 2024

A Cranky Little old Man Wearing a Bandage on His Forehead and Yelling at His Wife and Passersby While Standing in Line at the Wal-Mart Pharmacy Which Opened Five Minutes Late

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  Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   A Cranky Little old Man Wearing a Bandage on His Forehead and Yelling at His Wife  and Passersby W...
Sunday, May 26, 2024

Memorial Day: This Bloody Field - poem

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  Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com                                             Memorial Day: This Bloody Field   That we may ...
Monday, May 20, 2024

Draining the Blood of Humans at Twilight - rhyming doggerel

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  Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   Draining the Blood of Humans at Twilight   A powerful monster //  living down in the darkness grow...
Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Mr. Biden and Mr. Trump Schedule a Debate - rhyming couplet

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  Lawrence Hall, HSG Mhall46184@aol.com   Mr. Biden and Mr. Trump Schedule a Debate   “No, sir, I do not bite my dentures at you, si...
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Lawrence Hall, HSG
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Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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